1. BIRTHDAY MILEY-STONE MILLSTONE
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HANNAH MONTANA STAR MILEY CYRUS IS FORCED TO WORK ON HER 16TH BIRTHDAY

2. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

3. EAU DE RUBBISH
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SMELL AS BAD AS HOLLYOAKS

4. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV

5. I DON'T LIKE BIRTHDAYS
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PIXIE GELDOF CELEBRATES COMING OF AGE WITH SHAMBOLIC NIGHT OUT

6. OH, BROTHER
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DANIELLE LLOYD SNARES HUSBAND, A NATION CHOKES ON THEIR TEA

7. THE SUE NATION
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'BORAT' WINS US COURT CASE

8. STICKY AND SOUR GRAPES
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MADONNA'S CREW THREATEN TO QUIT OVER HOTEL ARRANGEMENTS

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

10. OWEN GOAL
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KATE HUDSON BACK WITH OWEN WILSON?

11. NOT A LUCKY MAN
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THE VERVE IN TURMOIL AFTER BUST UP ON STAGE AND NICK MCCABE GOING MAD

12. GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK GETTING LAID
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LISA SNOWDON CLAIMS DATING GEORGE CLOONEY HAS MADE HER CELIBATE

13. WALKING DEYN THE AISLE
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AGYNESS DEYN AND ALBERT HAMMOND JR ENGAGED?

14. NO TALENT IN PARIS
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SHARON OSBOURNE SAYS PARIS HILTON 'HAS NO TALENT'

15. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

16. WHY DID YOU FORSAKE US!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 39

17. IT'S QUITE UNUSUAL
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ELVIRA LOST HER VIRGINITY TO TOM JONES

18. ALRIGHT, AGAIN?
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LILY ALLEN AND ED SIMONS ARE BACK ON

19. DON'T BLAKE MY HEART
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL SENDS DIRTY LETERS TO FEMALE INMATE

20. FOR EVIAN'S SAKE
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BECKHAM CONSIDERS LAUNCHING HIS OWN BRAND OF WATER

21. FOREST GRUMP
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RUSSELL CROWE AND SIENNA MILLER TO STAR IN ROBIN HOOD FILM

22. MENU A TROIS
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LILY ALLEN IS COY ABOUT HER DINNER DATE WITH LINDSAY LOHAN

23. I BELIEVE I'M ON TRIAL
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R KELLY CHILD PORNOGRAPHY COURT CASE NEARS END

24. IT'S ALL MIMI-ME
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MARIAH CAREY DENIES WEIGHT-LOSS SURGERY

25. THE MENTAL AGE OF MIMI
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MARIAH CAREY BELIEVES SHE IS 12 YEARS OLD

26. OBLIGATORY PICTURE GALLERY
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STARS AT THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL

27. A SONG FOR PARIS
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BENJI MADDEN WRITES A LOAD OF BALLADS FOR HILTON

28. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
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THE TRIAL OF UMA THURMAN'S STALKER BEGINS IN USA

29. INDIA STRAITS
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LINDSAY LOHAN FALLS OUT WITH HER FATHER AGAIN

30. DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER
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MELINDA MESSENGER SEPARATES FROM HUSBAND OF TEN YEARS