1. SHAW IS A SLOW NEWS DAY
(Holy News / News)

SUZANNE SHAW IS THE NEW FACE AND BODY FOR MICHELLE AT ASDA

2. THREE COPIES OF 'STRAYS' TO GIVE AWAY
(Holy News / Competition)

'STRAYS' DVDS TO GIVE AWAY

3. THE STUPIDEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET
(Holy News / News)

SUZANNE SHAW ADMITS TO BEING THICK AND IGNORANT

4. PURE AND SIMPLE
(Holy News / News)

SUZANNE SHAW NAMED 'MOTHER OF THE YEAR'

5. OH. MUMMY.
(Holy News / News)

HEATHER MILLS NOMINATED FOR MUM OF THE YEAR

6. Serial Love Rat Turns To Bachelor Boy
(Holy News / News)

Darren Day turned to Cliff Richard for moral guidance

7. Day 4: June 3rd
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Day 4 in the Big Brother House

8. DAY 3: June 2nd
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Day 3 in the Big Brother house

9. Pol Pot
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... wanted to restore the Khmer Rouge. Also worthy of mention in this submission are the Jordans, Hitons and Suzanne Shaws of this world; so unreflective they wouldn't notice being enslaved by the Khmer...

10. A mental image of Suzanne Dando is identical to on...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

A mental image of Suzanne Dando is identical to one of Sharron Davies.