1. NOT A GOODY SMELL
(Holy News / News)

JADE GOODY TO RELEASE NEW PERFUME RANGE

2. A WOMAN ON THE EDGE
(Holy News / News)

KATIE MELUA ADMITS SHOPLIFTING PAST

3. AMY FASHIONHOUSE
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE TO BRING OUT OWN FASHION RANGE

4. SMELLY KELLY
(Holy News / News)

KELLY BROOK LAUNCHES HER OWN PERFUME RANGE

5. False Advertising
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...disappointed since 'Loose Women'. ITV cunts. BBC 1's 'Top Gear' has lot to answer for, too. And the shop 'Superdrug'....

6. Radio One DJs
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ppers are 'amazing', worse when they say 'can't wait for the weekend' like they work in fucking telesales or Superdrug and pretend to be on the same level as the proles that listen....

7. Cheap perfume and cheap whore shoes
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...them give you just as much of a hardon as the trollops wearing the expensive stuff so well done to Faith and Superdrug for leaving us with a few more quid in our pockets to spend on good stuff like gu...