1. GIRL, INTERRUPTED (BY THE ASA)
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ANGELINA JOLIE'S MOVIE POSTERS GET BANNED

2. RUFF JUSTICE
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SUED OVER DOG ATTACK ON A PLANE

3. A LOAD OF KABUL
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JUDE LAW CALLS FOR AFGHAN INSURGENTS TO DOWN WEAPONS

4. NARC DE TRIOMPHE
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AMY WINEHOUSE MAY BE SUED BY FRENCH CONCERT ORGANISERS

5. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

6. HE BANGS! OR MAYBE NOT...
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RICKY MARTIN IS A FATHER OF TWINS

7. VOIGHT-ING DIRTY
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JON VOIGHT REPLIES TO ROSEANNE BARR'S INSULTS

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

9. SINKING CRUISE
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TOM CRUISE'S BUSINESS PARTNER RESIGNS

10. NATIONAL BUFFOON
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PARIS HILTON IS BEING SUED BY MOVIE PRODUCERS

11. NOT A LUCKY MAN
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THE VERVE IN TURMOIL AFTER BUST UP ON STAGE AND NICK MCCABE GOING MAD

12. MINI RUBMAN
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VERN TROYER WINS COURT CASE OVER SEX TAPE

13. CAN'T FIND ME NOW
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WARRANT ISSUED FOR PETE DOHERTY'S ARREST

14. URINAL-OT OF TROUBLE
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EMINEM SUED FOR PUNCHING URINATING MAN

15. GOODBYE PEREZ MCHILTON, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 23

16. POPPING THE PAPS
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WOODY HARRELSON SUED FOR BREAKING PHOTOGRAPHER'S CAMERA

17. BEVERLY HILLS COCK
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MEL B WRITES SONG ABOUT EDDIE MURPHY

18. THE LAW'S WHISPERER
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JAY-Z SUED FOR STEALING RAPPING TECHNIQUE

19. OLSEN FUN
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THE OLSEN TWINS WERE GIVEN FULL FAT MILK IN THEIR COFFEE

20. FUR COAT FOR NO KNICKERS
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LINDSAY LOHAN IS BEING SUED AGAIN

21. WHAT A SHOWER!
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS HAS A BABY SHOWER AND INVITES THE FAMILY

22. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

23. ST. ELMO'S SPIRE
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ROB LOWE'S NANNY ALLEGES SEXUAL HARASSMENT

24. CRUISE MEETS VILLAGE PEOPLE?
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TOM CRUISE ANECDOTE CUT FROM VILLAGE PEOPLE MEMOIR

25. SNEEZY DOES IT
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JANET JACKSON RUSHED TO HOSPITAL WITH FLU

26. MAN MARKER
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DAVID BECKHAM IS THE NEW FACE OF SHARPIE

27. UNDER COVER OF THE BOAT
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RADIO DOCUMENTARY CLAIMS HELL'S ANGELS TRIED TO KILL JAGGER

28. DAILY BRITNEY
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BRITNEY IS OUT OF HOSPITAL AND UP TO HER OLD TRICKS

29. HEATH LEDGER UPDATE
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ACTOR DIED OF ACCIDENTAL OVERDOSE

30. LOOK WHO'S RANTING
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KIRSTIE ALLEY SAYS SCIENTOLOGY SAVED HER LIFE