1. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
(Holy News / News)

ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

2. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
(Holy News / News)

NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

3. LIBERTY SEX
(Holy News / News)

MICHELLE HEATON RUMOURED TO HAVE CHEATED ON HUSBAND WITH MATT DI ANGELO

4. TITANIC MISTAKE?
(Holy News / News)

KELLY BROOK AND BILLY ZANE BACK TOGETHER?

5. FANTASTIC PHWOAR!
(Holy News / News)

JESSICA ALBA TALKS ABOUT SEX

6. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News / News)

DANCING PRISONERS ARE BACK WITH A NEW ROUTINE

7. AND AS IF BY MAGIC...
(Holy News / News)

MARK FRITH ANNOUNCES HIS DIARIES ARE TO BE PUBLISHED IN THE AUTUMN

8. FORCED TO COME DANCING
(Holy News / News)

NATASHA KAPLINSKY CLAIMS SHE WAS BULLIED INTO DOING STRICTLY COME DANCING

9. THE CORPSE RIDE
(Holy News / News)

TESS DALY DOES NOT FIND BRUCE FORSYTH SEXY

10. JASON AND THE LARGER NORKS
(Holy News / News)

CELEBRITY LIFESTYLE LED TO KELLY BROOK AND STATHAM SPLIT

11. SMELLY KELLY
(Holy News / News)

KELLY BROOK LAUNCHES HER OWN PERFUME RANGE

12. WHAT'S WHITE AND SLIDES ACROSS THE FLOOR?
(Holy News / News)

Full Line up of Strictly Come Dancing is announced

13. Getting Thetan Up
(Holy News / News)

John Travolta reveals how he beat up childhood bullies

14. Birthday Greetings, Throttle and Whine
(Holy News / News)

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills to celebrate his birthday together

15. Abi Titmuss and cast of ITV's 'Deadline' revealed
(Holy News / News)

The cast for the Janet Street-Porter hosted and Joe Mott mentored ITV show Deadline has been reveale

16. Abi Titmuss and cast of ITV's 'Deadline' revealed
(Holy News / News)

Abi Titmuss & Yvette Fielding revealed in cast of ITV's 'Deadline'

17. MOTABILITY MILLS
(Holy News / News)

Heather Mills criticised for disabled parking badge

18. Heather Mills in unpopularity shocker
(Holy News / News)

MOTABILITY MILLS

19. Strictly Come What Now?
(Holy News / News)

Heather Mills on US reality TV show

20. Strictly Come What Now?
(Holy News / News)

One-legged Heather Mills to appear on a dance show

21. BBC Breakfast
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Or - Strictly Come Dancing: Morning Edition. Run another fucking story you cunts.

22. christo(LBC presenter)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...eat radio station but what is it with this boring brain dead cunt, 2 hours a day talking about x factor and strictly come dancing, get a life and preferably another job. They get rid of Iain Lee and g...

23. Dancing With The Stars
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Or strictly come dancing whatever the fuck you want to call it on what side of the pond. It's just so fucking shit it's not even funny. I'm making my own show. It's called Fucking With The Stars. A

24. Matt Dawson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Smug masterchef winning cunt - thinks he can be just as smug on 'Strictly come wanking'. He can't. vote him off now.

25. Radio 5 Live morning presenters
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Interviewing Gabby Logan about Strictly Come Dancing is not news or sport, more like a round of mutual BBC back slapping. Oh btw Thatcher was not worse than Stalin, you historically unaware pair

26. Strictly Come Dancing
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Millions of people every Saturday tune in to watch men dance LIKE rent boys & women dance WITH rent boys? Civilisation is over. What a cunt.

27. Strictly come dancing
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Even the sight of a scantily clad Kelly Brook throwing herself round the floor can't make this absolute pile of shit watchable.

28. strictly come dancing
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

for not letting the couple with the simulated fisting in their routine win

29. Strictly come dancing / dancing on ice e
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

BBC / ITV Reckon that they've cracked it with this formula. Well who fucking wouldn't. Dancing and eh.... skating. There are actually more people other than women and poofs who watch telly on a saturd

30. The BBC
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

So let me get this straight, you want me to give you £135.50 for you to keep making Tittybangbang, myriad Strictly Come Dancing spin offs, thousands of increasingly camp/geeky Doctor Who variations a