1. NOT A SHARP MOVE
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ANGELINA JOLIE BUYS SIX-YEAR-OLD SON HIS 'FIRST KNIFE'

2. SPIDEY BLOODY SPIDEY
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BONO'S MUSICAL EXPECTED TO COST $40M

3. WORST. MARKETING. IDEA. EVER.
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'SO CRAP IT'S GOOD' MARKETING HITS ROCK BOTTOM

4. GIRLFIGHT
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MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IN SEX TOY BATTLE

5. HOW TO LOSE FANS AND ALIENATE CRITICS
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KIRSTEN DUNST TO WRITE HER OWN MUSICAL

6. OFFSPRING OF GIANT FACE ON MYSPACE
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GALAXY-FACED ACTRESS HOSTS NEW BABY PICTURES ON MYSPACE

7. BIRTHDAY MILEY-STONE MILLSTONE
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HANNAH MONTANA STAR MILEY CYRUS IS FORCED TO WORK ON HER 16TH BIRTHDAY

8. NEWSMOUND
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9. OBLIGATORY YOOHOO-TUBE CLIP!
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JOHN BARROWMAN LAUNCHES NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO

10. LO PUNCHES
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LINDSAY LOHAN'S FATHER TO APPEAR IN CHARITY BOXING MATCH

11. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

12. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

13. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

14. HBO NO-NO
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KAYNE WEST TV SHOW 'TOO HARDCORE' TO AIR?

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'
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Country singer is named as ambassador for the most important mounds in the US

17. PLEASE DON'T SHOW YOUR 'WHOLE AGAIN'
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KERRY KATONA TO GO TOPLESS IN TV DOCUMENTARY

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. LOAD OF CRYSTAL BALLS
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JAMIE HINCE SEEKS PSYCHIC GUIDANCE

20. HOLMES FROM HELL
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GUY RITCHIE CONFIRMS THE IDENTITY OF HIS DOCTOR WATSON

21. GHALIB IT OUT!
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NO BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE, CLAIMS EX-LOVER

22. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR'S ACCUSER IS UNDER INVESTIGATION

23. DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES, BLAME IT ON 9/11
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR PLANE BUST UP

24. LIFT (PAY) OFF
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SIENNA MILLER WINS PAYOUT FROM NEWSPAPER

25. YOU'RE BOOKED
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DAVID BECKHAM INSPIRES CHILDREN'S LITERATURE

26. GIRL ON FILM
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GERI HALLIWELL SPENDS TIME 'IN BETWEEN PROJECTS' WRITING SCREENPLAY

27. CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
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KELLY OSBOURNE GOES WILD FOR THE STD TESTS AFTER PREGNANCY SCARE

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN
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ADNAN GHALIB HAS BRITNEY SEX TAPE, WILL SELL

30. SPINNING A TALE
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NIGHTCLUB BOSS TAKES CREDIT FOR SAM RONSON'S CAREER