1. THIN, LOOS OR BOAR
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REBECCA LOOS STILL ALIVE. YAWN

2. DATED ATTRACTION
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MICHAEL DOUGLAS CONSIDERING WALL STREET SEQUEL

3. MUMMY'S BOY
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BEST PLACE FOR WINEHOUSE'S CONVICT HUBBY IS HOME, SAYS MRS CIVIL

4. FIGHTING TALK
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PAMELA ANDERSON CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY JORDAN IS FAMOUS. HELLO, MCFLY?

5. FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
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RICKY GERVAIS NEVER LEAVES HIS HOUSE TO EXERCISE

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. MOTHER KNOWS BEST
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MYLEENE KLASS LAUNCHES A BABY RANGE

8. FEELING FRUITY
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PEACHES GELDOF STICKS THE BOOT IN TO STAFF

9. SPIDEY BLOODY SPIDEY
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BONO'S MUSICAL EXPECTED TO COST $40M

10. THE (HARD) CELL
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JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH SCIENTOLOGY

11. SINCERITY REPORT
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NICOLE KIDMAN ON HER RELATIONSHIP WITH TOM CRUISE

12. ALL LYNNE THE PAST
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LYNNE SPEARS IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE

13. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

14. GIRL ON FILM
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GERI HALLIWELL SPENDS TIME 'IN BETWEEN PROJECTS' WRITING SCREENPLAY

15. HARD AT THE COLE FACE
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CHERYL COLE OBJECTS TO BEING INTERRUPTED MID-MOUTHFUL

16. BACK TO BED...
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AMY WINEHOUSE DOESN'T LOOK WELL

17. STREET TRAGIC
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DAVID BLAINE ACCUSED OF CHEATING IN SILLY STUNT

18. NO FREE LAUNCH
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KRISTEN DAVIS REFUSES TO APPEAR AT MOVIE DVD LAUNCH

19. THE TRUTH IS OUT THEREY-WHERE
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DAVID DUCHOVNY LOOKS TO RUSSELL BRAND FOR SEX ADVICE

20. BLAINE DAMAGE
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DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

21. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV

22. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

23. JAMIE JUNIOR
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JAMIE OLIVER CONSIDERS ADOPTING A BOY

24. THE LAST POST
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EVEN SIENNA MILLER'S NUMBER ONE FAN IS UNHAPPY WITH HER

25. LI-LO'S PALIN NO-NO
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LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A FAN OF 'HOMOPHOBIC' SARAH PALIN

26. YOU KNOW I'M NO GOOD LOOKING
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AMY WINEHOUSE FAILS TO TURN UP TO HER OWN SURPRISE PARTY

27. SPIKE MOANS
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SPIKE LEE SAYS HIS NEW YORK BASE DENIES HIM OSCARS

28. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

29. ASSICA SIMPSON
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BARONESS OF BLAND JESSICA SIMPSON HITS BUM NOTE ON US TV

30. THE TOOTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TOOTH
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KIRSTEN DUNST DENIES KNOWING HER CURRENT PARTNER