1. YOU'RE BOOKED
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DAVID BECKHAM INSPIRES CHILDREN'S LITERATURE

2. LAST NIGHT A DJ CAUSED SOME STRIFE
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SAMANTHA RONSON REFUSES TO DJ IN GAY CLUB?

3. CIRCUS FREAK
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'BRITNEY'S NEW SINGLE LEAKED ONLINE' SHOCKER

4. CLOTHING IMPEACHMENT
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PEACHES GETS SAUCY IN UNDERWEAR CAMPAIGN

5. SAY YOU'LL BE HERR
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POSH SPICE RELATED TO GERMAN REVOLUTIONARY AND FRIEND OF KARL MARX

6. MORGAN FREEMAN UPDATE
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MORGAN FREEMAN TO HAVE SURGERY AFTER CAR ACCIDENT

7. THE DARK KNIGHT CURSE
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MORGAN FREEMAN IN SERIOUS CAR ACCIDENT

8. THE DARK FIGHT
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CHRISTIAN BALE ARRESTED FOR ASSAULTING MOTHER AND SISTER

9. NICOLE HAS KID, MAN
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NICOLE KIDMAN HAS A BABY GIRL

10. ANGELINA ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH?
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ANGELINA JOLIE ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL IN PREPARATION FOR BIRTH

11. PRAWN BALLS
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DAVID BECKHAM'S BREATH SMELLS OF FISH

12. DOCTOR (WINE)HOUSE
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AMY SPOKESPERSON CORRECTS FATHER MITCH'S DIAGNOSIS

13. JOHN LESLIE ACCUSED OF RAPE, AGAIN
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JOHN LESLIE QUESTIONED BY POLICE ON SUSPICION OF RAPE

14. AMY WINEHOUSE UPDATE
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AMY WINEHOUSE TO BE DISCHARGED FROM HOSPITAL AFTER FAINTING

15. DOWNTOWN GIRLS
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BRIAN MCFADDEN DOESN'T LIKE HIS CHILDREN'S ACCENTS

16. JOHNNY GO HOME
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JOHNNY VEGAS REPORTEDLY GROPES FAN DURING COMEDY SET

17. NOT MODEL BEHAVIOUR
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NAOMI CAMPBELL REPORTED TO HAVE RACIALLY ABUSED POLICE OFFICER

18. TOTALLY CARACAS
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VENEZUELA BANS 'THE SIMPSONS'

19. BREAKING NEWS
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PETE DOHERTY HAS BEEN SENT TO PRISON

20. UNLUCKY IN LOVE
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PATSY KENSIT SPLITS FROM HER FOURTH FIANCE JEREMY HEALY

21. PATRICK SWAYZE UPDATE
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PARTICK SWAYZE'S PUBLICIST DENIES 5 WEEK RUMOUR

22. MUM'S GONE TO ICELAND AND DAD'S POPPED ALONG TOO
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KERRY KATONA'S HUSBAND TO APPEAR IN ICELAND ADS?

23. THE OZZY MONSTER
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OZZY OSBOURNE GETS SUGAR PUFFS SHIPPED OVER TO LA

24. GAZZA UNDERGOING MEDICAL TREATMENT
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PAUL GASCOIGNE DETAINED UNDER THE MENTAL HEALTH ACT

25. CK 'FUN'
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FERGIE TO BECOME SPOKESPERSON FOR CALVIN KLEIN

26. BRITAIN'S GOT MARDY
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AUDITIONEES ON BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT GET SNIFFY ABOUT BEING NOT VERY GOOD

27. WAR OF THE WORDS
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TOM CRUISE VIDEO WAS GOOD FOR SCIENTOLOGY, SAY CHURCH LEADERS

28. FOR PETE'S SAKE
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BB7 WINNER CALLS BB BORING

29. TEARS DON'T DRY IN THE COLD
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AMY WINEHOUSE CAUGHT HALF NAKED IN THE STREET CRYING

30. WATCH THE FUR FLY
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CINDY CRAWFORD WEARS FUR AND ENRAGES PETA