1. SPIDEY BLOODY SPIDEY
(Holy News / News)

BONO'S MUSICAL EXPECTED TO COST $40M

2. HOW TO LOSE FANS AND ALIENATE CRITICS
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KIRSTEN DUNST TO WRITE HER OWN MUSICAL

3. THE TOOTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TOOTH
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KIRSTEN DUNST DENIES KNOWING HER CURRENT PARTNER

4. TONE DEAF DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST RULES OUT BROADWAY APPEARANCE

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. CIDER WOMAN
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KIRSTEN DUNST MAY HAVE FALLEN OFF THE WAGON

7. KIRSTEN TO TEARS
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KIRSTEN DUNST UPSET OVER JAKE GYLLENHAAL'S NEW PARTNER

8. OBLIGATORY YOU TUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

ITALIAN SPIDERMAN RULES OK

9. LIVE 8-LEGS
(Holy News / News)

BONO CONFIDENT ABOUT HIS UPCOMING SPIDERMAN MUSICAL

10. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

11. BORRELL AND DUNST DRESSED AS IDIOTS
(Holy News / News)

Johnny Borrell and Kirsten Dunst dressed like fools

12. Borrell's Bother With Birds
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Despite him being with Kirsten Dunst, Johnny Borrell's ex-girlfriend Fabiola Gatti says that the pai

13. Catch Thieves Just Like Flies and go to the Spider-Man 3 Premiere
(Holy News / News)

Win tickets to the star-studded Spider-Man 3 premiere at the Odeon Leicester Square

14. Christmas DVD presents
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Saturday night and all remaining relatives have finally fucked off for another year. I can now watch my Spiderman 3 DVD - or thats what I thought. I am now having to watch a repeat of the Vicar of

15. Ephemeral comics strips
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Spiderman has been running for 45 years, Batman for 68 years and the Beano 69 years satisfying the continuing hunger of fans, yet after just one episode printed in the Jyllands-Posten newspaper in 200

16. sigmund freud
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

last night i had a dream where i was a woman who became spiderman. i had the voice of kiefer sutherland and my web was like stretched out chewing gum. decipher THAT you cunt!

17. Terry, My housemate.
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For making up an offensive super hero called Spina Bifida Man. Then singing a song to the tune of Spiderman about his hideous creation incessentally.

18. If Spiderman's enemies put him in a giant bathtub,...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

If Spiderman's enemies put him in a giant bathtub, he would be fucked.