1. WHEN HOLY MOLY WENT TO THE SOCCER SIX
(Holy News / VIDEO)

HM MEETS S CLUB'S BRADLEY AND ANDY SCOTT LEE

2. PASS THE BUCK
(Holy News / News)

IDIOT BLAMES SATC FOR MAKING HER LOSE HER VIRGINITY

3. SERIES ONE AND TWO OF SKINS TO BE WON
(Holy News / Competition)

SKINS DVDS UP FOR GRABS

4. HOLY MOLY GOES TO THE BAFTAS
(Holy News / VIDEO)

HOLY MOLY GETS SKINS GAY GOSSIP AND NEWS ON LILY AND JAMES CORDEN

5. SKIN TO SKIN
(Holy News / News)

NICHOLAS HOULT EXCLUSIVELY REVEALS ABOUT HIS GAY RELATIONSHIP

6. BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS
(Holy News / News)

BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS PHOTO GALLERY

7. SKINS COMPETITION TERMS AND CONDITIONS
(Holy News)

T&C FOR SKINS PREMIERE PARTY COMPETITION

8. WIN TICKETS TO SKINS PARTY
(Holy News / Competition)

TWENTY PAIRS OF TICKETS FOR PREMIERE

9. Commercial Breaks on ABC1
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Adverts 30 seconds into the program, what in the name of lucifers collection of foreskins are they thinking? Useless cunts. And all the shows are shit too.

10. Max Gogarty
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/travelog/2008/02/skins_blog.html "Ooh, I'm going to find myself" With the help off someone who writes for the Guardian no doubt. And he writes for Skins too.

11. Rizla
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Why the fuck don't thay make that blue paper that tells you that you've only got ten skins left smokeable, cunts.

12. Skins
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Does anyone give a shit? No? Didn't think so. Hasn't even started and it looks like a bag of shite.

13. Skins
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Where do I start? The fact that it's promoted everywhere with all the subtlety of an SS dawn raid via gatefold press ads to myspace (sooooooo youth-savvy, huh?) to the side of North Sea oil rigs and f

14. SKINS
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Parties, drugs and wild sex? The most excitement i had at 16 was a game of Sensible Soccer and a wank in a sock

15. Skins
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The televisual equivalent of a pervy uncle taking a sneaky look into his niece's knicker drawer.

16. Skins
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"oh im off my tits on acid" "safe" "sweet" "pill??" Cunts

17. Uni-sex clothers shops
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ery other "metro-sexual" cunt on the high street. And the shoes...we don't all want a pair of Rumplestiltskins cast offs, with their pointy, flat looking cuntishness. How about some decent, manly shoe...

18. Jersey Royal Potatoes
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Boiled lightly or roasted in their skins. Food of the Gods!

19. Anyone who likes Skins has probably never touched ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Anyone who likes Skins has probably never touched a drug in their life.