1. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

2. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES, BLAME IT ON 9/11
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR PLANE BUST UP

4. GRUESOME TWOSOME ALERT!
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GEMMA ATKINSON AND JACK OSBOURNE AN ITEM?

5. NO FREE LAUNCH
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KRISTEN DAVIS REFUSES TO APPEAR AT MOVIE DVD LAUNCH

6. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS 'PORNOGRAPHIC' PHOTOS STOLEN

7. SHAGGY IS A KNOBBER!
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SHAGGY TEACHES US HOW TO PULL AND TELLS US ALL ABOUT HIS ANUS

8. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

9. BOWLING BRAWL
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GARY COLEMAN GETS ANGRY OUTSIDE A BOWLING ALLEY

10. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

11. THIS CHARMING MAN(AGER-LESS)
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MANCUNIAN MIRTH-MEISTER MORRISEY WHIRLS HIS MANAGEMENT REVOLVING DOOR TO HURRICAINE GUSTAV

12. JAMIE AT HOME... FOREVER
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OMNIPRESENT TV CHEF JAMIE OLIVER IS APPARENTLY PERFECT HUSBAND

13. THE BEST OF BALLS
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CALUM BEST OWNS UP TO COMMITMENT ISSUES

14. RISKY BUSINESS
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TOM CRUISE WORRIED ABOUT CRAZED STALKERS

15. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

16. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET BRIAN BLESSED!
(Holy News / VIDEO)

FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN WE MET COMEDY LEGEND BRIAN BLESSED

17. SIMON COWELL WEARS WOMEN'S CLOTHES!
(Holy News / VIDEO)

LOUIS WALSH REVEALS COWELL'S SECRET IN OUR X FACTOR INTERVIEWS

18. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

19. OLYMPIC-SIZED EGO
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SLIGHTED BY SOME SWIMMER

20. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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ERNEST BORGNINE REVEALS THE MASTURBATORY SECRET OF ETERNAL YOUTH

21. ATOMIC FITTEN
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KATONA PLANS A LOT OF SURGERY TO REGAIN SIZE EIGHT FIGURE

22. PALM D'OH!
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TOM CRUISE WANTED A CERTAIN ROLE IN 'TROPIC THUNDER'

23. WIN ULTIMATE HOLIDAY COMPILATION CDS AND SPA JACUZZI
(Holy News / Competition)

SPA JACUZZI FOR THREE AND HOLIDAY CDS UP FOR GRABS

24. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

25. I USED TO HAVE A 20 HOT DOG BAGUETTE
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 43

26. IS THAT YOUR MR TUMNUS?
(Holy News / News)

JAMES MCAVOY IS APPROACHED BY FANS IN TOILETS

27. SLY SYLVIA SET TO BE SACKED
(Holy News / Big Brother)

HOLY MOLY CATCHES UP WITH THE BETTING ODDS

28. TOPSHIT
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JAMIE HINCE ORDERS EXTRA TOILET ROLLS FOR KATE MOSS AT GLASTONBURY

29. POPPING THE PAPS
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WOODY HARRELSON SUED FOR BREAKING PHOTOGRAPHER'S CAMERA

30. SPONSORED POST: SUPER MARIO!
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PADDY POWER GIVE HOLY MOLY THE LOWDOWN ON MARIO