1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

2. YOU KNOW THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL WHEN...
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KELLY OSBOURNE CALLS PEACHES GELDOF 'SAD'

3. LIFE'S A PEACH AND THEN YOU MARRY ONE
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BOOKIES GIVE PEACHES'S MARRIAGE 12/1 IT'S OVER IN A MONTH

4. WAR OF THE STONE ROSES
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JOSS STONE TO APPEAR IN 'THE TUDORS' AS ANNE OF CLEVES

5. PEACHES' LAST BITE AT THE APPLE
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APPLE BOSSES GO MAD AT PEACHES GELDOF DRUG REVELATIONS

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. URINAL-OT OF TROUBLE
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EMINEM SUED FOR PUNCHING URINATING MAN

8. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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IS MARILYN MANSON AS BALD AS A COOT?

9. SIN-DY MILLER
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SIENNA MILLER'S ALLEGED LOVER ATTEMPTS RECONCILIATION

10. ALRIGHT, AGAIN?
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LILY ALLEN AND ED SIMONS ARE BACK ON

11. WIN FIVE COPIES OF WATER LILIES DVD
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FIVE COPIES OF WATER LILIES DVD UP FOR GRABS

12. TO SIR WITH LOVE
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MARY-KATE OLSEN SPEAKS ABOUT KISSING SIR BEN KINGSLEY

13. AMY WEANHOUSE
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WINO WILL KICK DRUGS HABIT TO HAVE KIDS

14. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET APPRENTICE LUCINDA
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WHEN HOLY MOLY MET APPRENTICE LUCINDA

15. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET APPRENTICE RAEF
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HM CATCHES UP WITH APPRENTICE LOSER RAEF

16. HEALTHY, WEALTHY, UNWISE
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HEATHER MILLS TO RELEASE NEW BOOK

17. DECREE: ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED
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PAUL MCCARTNEY AND HEATHER MILLS' DIVORCE FINALISED

18. THUMBS NOT ALOFT
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PAUL MCCARTNEY VOTED MOST IRRITATING STAR

19. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET THE APPRENTICE LOSERS!
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Holy Moly TV interview Jenny and Jennifer from The Apprentice

20. HOLY MOLY AT THE SPEED RACER PREMIERE
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JOHN GOODMAN ATTEMPTS TO BE THE MOST BORED MAN ON THE PLANET

21. NULL POINTS
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PAMELA ANDERSON UNCLEAR ABOUT MEANING OF 'ANNULMENT'

22. WHAT IS TOM SAYING?
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CAN YOU GUESS WHAT TOM JONES IS SINGING?

23. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

24. DAVID IN HOFFPITAL
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HASSELHOFF HAS SURGERY ON HIS EYE

25. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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DANCING PRISONERS ARE BACK WITH A NEW ROUTINE

26. A CAR CRASH NAMED 'MISS DIRE'
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BRITNEY SPEARS TO APPEAR ON LONDON STAGE?

27. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET ALAN SUGAR
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SIR ALAN SUGAR TALKS TO HOLY MOLY ABOUT THE APPRENTICE AND MONEY

28. THE BEST PICTURE IN THE WORLD?
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COURT PICTURE OF HEATHER MILLS IN WATER FIGHT REVEALED

29. DARK, SATANIC MILLS
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HEATHER MILLS APPEALING DIVORCE SETTLEMENT

30. IN THE BRAIN OF LOVE
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COURTNEY LOVE DISMISSES CLAIMS SHE IS BI-POLAR