1. HOW TO LOSE FANS AND ALIENATE CRITICS
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KIRSTEN DUNST TO WRITE HER OWN MUSICAL

2. OBLIGATORY YOOHOO-TUBE CLIP!
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JOHN BARROWMAN LAUNCHES NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO

3. LO PUNCHES
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LINDSAY LOHAN'S FATHER TO APPEAR IN CHARITY BOXING MATCH

4. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. SMOKE LIKE TEEN SPIRIT
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GERMAN ARTIST TO TOKE ON KURT COBAIN'S ASHES?

7. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. LIFT (PAY) OFF
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SIENNA MILLER WINS PAYOUT FROM NEWSPAPER

9. EXPEDITION MOUNTING SNOWDON
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GEORGE CLOONEY WOOS EX LISA SNOWDON AFTER STRICTLY PERFORMANCE

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. DREADING THE BOARDS
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BIZARRE 'AMERICAN PSYCHO' MUSICAL ON THE WAY

12. CIRCUS FREAK
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'BRITNEY'S NEW SINGLE LEAKED ONLINE' SHOCKER

13. MIMI IN THE MOVIES
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MARIAH CAREY RETURNS TO ACTING

14. 'MAN' SEEKS 'WOMAN'
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PETE DOHERTY DESPERATE TO SHACK UP WITH KATE MOSS AGAIN

15. LOCK UP YOUR MILLIONAIRES
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HEATHER MILLS IS READY TO START DATING AGAIN

16. SHE'S NOT THE ONE
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS LEFT BY GIRLFRIEND OVER ALIEN OBSESSION

17. EVA DONE IT IN 50 STATES?
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EVA MENDES SPREADS HER LEGS - AND THE LOVE - COUNTRYWIDE

18. I DON'T LIKE BIRTHDAYS
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PIXIE GELDOF CELEBRATES COMING OF AGE WITH SHAMBOLIC NIGHT OUT

19. SEND IN THE CLOWN
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NEW BRITNEY SPEARS ALBUM IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS

20. NOT THAT DESPERATE
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HEATHER MILLS TURNED DOWN FOR GUEST APPEARANCE ON 'DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES'

21. SPIKE MOANS
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SPIKE LEE SAYS HIS NEW YORK BASE DENIES HIM OSCARS

22. I AM LEG-END
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS FAMILIAR SOUNDING WORK OF 'FICTION'

23. MINGE-OGUE
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KYLIE IN MAN DROUGHT, CONSIDERS LADY LOVE

24. THE SELF-RESERVATION SOCIETY
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CYBILL SHEPHERD UNIMPRESED BY KISSING MICHAEL CAINE

25. THE FRATELLIS KILL MICE
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BAND ADMIT TO KILLING RODENTS

26. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE: CRACKER'S DELIGHT
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DJ TAKES 'PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD' TO RIDICULOUS LEVELS

27. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR...
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PARIS HILTON COMPLAINS ABOUT PRESS INTRUSION

28. RUFF JUSTICE
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SUED OVER DOG ATTACK ON A PLANE

29. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

30. DIRTY DAVID
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X FILES ACTOR DAVID DUCHOVNY TREATED FOR SEX ADDICTION