1. NOT A GOODY SMELL
(Holy News / News)

JADE GOODY TO RELEASE NEW PERFUME RANGE

2. FOR PETE'S SAKE
(Holy News / News)

BB7 WINNER CALLS BB BORING

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. The Church Of England Needs a New PR Company
(Holy News / News)

PR idiot cashes in on Jade Goody's miscarriage with ridiculous CofE press release

5. Day 37: July 6th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Big Brother contestants realise Charley is a cow.

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

7. DAY 8: JUNE 7TH
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Day 8 in the Big Brother house

8. AND WE'RE OFF..!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Latest housemates enter the big brother house

9. THEY WERE RACIST: IT'S OFFICIAL
(Holy News / News)

PREVIOUSLY UNSEEN TRANSCRIPT OF RACIST JO O'MEARA AND JACK TWEEDY ENTERS PUBLIC DOMAIN

10. Danielle Learns Shetty-quette
(Holy News / News)

Shilpa Shetty and Danielle Lloyd meet for the first time after Celebrity Big Brother

11. So, no new housemates then...
(Holy News / News)

So, no new housemates then...

12. Shilpa Shetty
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For being better looking, having more talent, better tits, a nicer personality, and a miles better arse than any of the three racist witches of Big Brother. And she is Indian which probably means s