1. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

2. STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE…
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ANOTHER RONSON TAKES TO THE DECKS

3. NO UNDIE-WORLD
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KATE BECKINSALE TALKS ABOUT HER VAGINA. AGAIN

4. BE-LOHAN THE BELT
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LINDSAY LOHAN DRAWS THE LINE AND DEFENDS SISTER

5. PUBLICITY, INK
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LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAM RONSON DON'T HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS

6. GROWING OLD GRACEFULLY
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KATE MOSS ADMITS SHE STILL ACTS LIKE SHE'S 17

7. SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER
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THE KIDS ARE OUT FOR THE BT HOME HUB PARTY

8. USHER NONSENSE
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USHER DENIES HIS SON'S NAME IS TO BOOST HIS OWN EGO

9. CAN'T STAND EITHER OF THEM NOW
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KATE MOSS KICKS JAMIE HINCE OUT

10. PRE PUBIC ENEMY
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FLAVOR FLAV CLAIMS HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY AGE SIX

11. MATERIAL PAIR
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE TO SPLIT AFTER HER WORLD TOUR?

12. CAPTAIN GINGER BONCE VS THE GEORDIE BABY ABANDONER! IT'S ON!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 27

13. PRAWN BALLS
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DAVID BECKHAM'S BREATH SMELLS OF FISH

14. AYE, ROBOTS
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WILL SMITH TO CREATE A NEW SCHOOL

15. SLY SYLVIA SET TO BE SACKED
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HOLY MOLY CATCHES UP WITH THE BETTING ODDS

16. ED WOOD WOOD WOOD
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER TO TAKE ON CHALLENGING NEW ROLE

17. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

18. HIGH SCHOOL REUNION?
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BILLY BOB THORNTON READY TO TAKE ANGELINA JOLIE BACK

19. HOUSTON, I HAVE A PROBLEM
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WHITNEY HOUSTON TREATED HER STEPSON BADLY, HE CLAIMS

20. SCHOOLGIRL ERROR
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NAOMI CAMPBELL'S AGENT GIVES BAD EXCUSES FOR 'DRUNKENESS'

21. HAHAHAH oh HAHAHAHAHA oh HAHAHAHAH etc
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jack black is the most predictable person on earth

22. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET RAEF - THE OUT-TAKES!
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HILARIOUS OUT-TAKES FROM OUR INTERVIEW WITH APPRENTICE RAEF

23. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

24. TALKING POLLUX
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ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT ARGUE OVER BABY NAMES

25. MISCHA PARIS
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MISCHA BARTON FLEES TO FRANCE TO AVOID PAPARAZZI

26. LIKE A VIRGIN HIGH?
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MADONNA PLANS TO BUILD A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR SCHOOL IN MALAWI

27. LOHAN, GROAN, MOAN
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DINA LOHAN UPSTAGED IN HER OWN FAMILY REALITY SHOW

28. TWEED'S DEED
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JACK TWEED CHARGED WITH ASSAULT

29. I GOT YOU XENU
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CHER TALKS ABOUT HER ROMANCE WITH TOM CRUISE

30. HUMBLE PIE-FACE
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GERI HALLIWELL WAS ASHAMED OF BEING POOR AT SCHOOL