1. MAMA DON'T PREACH
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MADONNA CELEBRATES HER 50TH BIRTHDAY

2. BAD NEWS FOR MUSE
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MUSE FALL FOUL OF HEALTH AND SAFETY LAWS

3. GRAVEYARD SHAFT
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ISAAC HAYES DIES AGED 65

4. WOMB RAIDER
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ANGELINA JOLIE GIVES BIRTH TO TWINS AT LAST

5. ANTS IN HER PANTS AMY
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AMY LASHES OUT AT ANOTHER FAN FOR PINCHING HER BUM

6. WIN PANASONIC PLASMA TV
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PANASONIC PLASMA TV UP FOR GRABS

7. I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
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RICHIE SAMBORA WILL SUPPORT HEATHER LOCKLEAR

8. FOREST GRUMP
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RUSSELL CROWE AND SIENNA MILLER TO STAR IN ROBIN HOOD FILM

9. MATR-EMO-NY
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ASHLEE SIMPSON AND PETE WENTZ TO MARRY ON SATURDAY

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. ENVY LOHAN
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LINDSAY'S MYSTERIOUS JEALOUSY FIT OVER FEMALE 'FRIEND'

12. UP THE SECURITY
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PETE DOHERTY GIVEN SPECIAL TREATMENT IN JAIL

13. BROTHERLY LOVE
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RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN JUST LIKE 'BROTHER AND SISTER'

14. LOVE, HONOUR AND NO WAY
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DID BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE MARRY AT THE WEEKEND?

15. PETE GOES TO THE DARK SIDE?
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PETE DOHERTY REPORTEDLY INTERESTED IN SCIENTOLOGY

16. EVERYBODY NEEDS LEWD NEIGHBOURS
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CHRISTINA AGUILERA KEEPS THE NEIGHBOURS UP WITH SEX NOISES

17. MUMSTER'S BAWL
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HALLE BERRY GIVES BIRTH TO A BABY GIRL

18. AN AMAZING CO-INCIDENCE, DUDE
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STEVE-O FROM JACKASS ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL

19. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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KELLY OSBOURNE COVERS TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART

20. HEATHER SO WELL
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR IS FEELING FINE AFTER PARAMEDIC VISIT

21. 'WRONG', SIGHS SEUSS
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ANTI-ABORTION PROTESTERS TARGET FILM PREMIERE

22. SHAMEN YOU!
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PARIS HILTON'S 'GURU' IS AN OUT-OF WORK ACTOR

23. BRITAIN'S GOT MARDY
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AUDITIONEES ON BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT GET SNIFFY ABOUT BEING NOT VERY GOOD

24. BORRELL ISSUES
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HARRY POTTER STAR SPOTTED WITH RAZORLIGHT MAN

25. RIHANNA-GATE
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THE JAY-Z-RIHANNA SAGA CONTINUES

26. WRECK THE HALL WITH JOWLS AND FOLLY
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PETE DOHERTY TO PLAY THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL

27. WHO WON'T LET THE DOGG IN?
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SNOOP DOGG CELEBRATES VISA WIN ON US TELEVISION

28. BRITNEYWATCH
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BRITNEY SPEARS HAS A BUSY WEEKEND

29. AMY WINEHOUSE: UPDATE
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AMY WINEHOUSE FINALLY CHECKS INTO REHAB

30. BABY, ONE MORE TIME AND YOU'RE ARRESTED
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BRITNEY DUMPS ADNAN AND TAKES OUT RESTRAINING ORDER?