1. BEYOND THE PALIN
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LINDSAY AND SAM GO POLITICAL FOR HALLOWEEN

2. DESPERATE DENIALS
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EVA LONGORIA CLAIMS SIZE ZERO STATUS DESPITE RECENT EXPANSION

3. SLIPPERY IN DEBT
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BON JOVI SUED FOR 400 BILLION DOLLARS. YES, 400 BILLION DOLLARS

4. I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
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LINSDAY LOHAN RECEIVES 'BIBLICAL THREATS'

5. NOT A SHARP MOVE
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ANGELINA JOLIE BUYS SIX-YEAR-OLD SON HIS 'FIRST KNIFE'

6. SINCERITY REPORT
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NICOLE KIDMAN ON HER RELATIONSHIP WITH TOM CRUISE

7. NEWSMOUND
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8. NEWSMOUND
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9. NEWSMOUND
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10. DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES, BLAME IT ON 9/11
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR PLANE BUST UP

11. GIRL ON FILM
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GERI HALLIWELL SPENDS TIME 'IN BETWEEN PROJECTS' WRITING SCREENPLAY

12. TWO SMOKING TURKEYS
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GUY RITCHIE DEFENDS HIS FLOP FILMS

13. SPINNING A TALE
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NIGHTCLUB BOSS TAKES CREDIT FOR SAM RONSON'S CAREER

14. SOCKS AND BECKS
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POSH ADMITS TO WEARING LOTION FILLED SOCKS AND GLOVES IN BED

15. UNLUCKY HEATHER
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR ARRESTED FOR DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE

16. (NO) METHOD MAN
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LIAM NEESON BAFFLED BY 'METHOD ACTING' NONSENSE

17. BECKHAM SCENT OFF AGAIN
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BECKHAMS TO PROMOTE THEIR FRAGRANCES IN NEW YORK

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. LAST NIGHT A DJ CAUSED SOME STRIFE
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SAMANTHA RONSON REFUSES TO DJ IN GAY CLUB?

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL
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RADIOHEAD FRONTMAN SNUBS RONAN KEATING

22. NEWSMOUND
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23. UGLY IN PINK
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MORE OF JORDAN'S EQUESTRIAN CLOTHING LINE FOR CHILDREN (APPARENTLY)

24. RICKY GERVAIS IS MADE OF PLASTIC
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EMMY AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

25. A SPELL IN CARE
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LINDSAY LOHAN LEADS TRIBUTES TO INJURED ROCKERS

26. NEWSMOUND
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27. I WANNA BE... BUTTERY
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JOHN LYDON TO BE THE FACE OF BUTTER BRAND

28. CAMPBELL'S CONDENSED CAREER
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NAOMI CONSIDERING RETIREMENT, A NATION REJOICES

29. I DON'T LIKE BIRTHDAYS
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PIXIE GELDOF CELEBRATES COMING OF AGE WITH SHAMBOLIC NIGHT OUT

30. JAMIE JUNIOR
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JAMIE OLIVER CONSIDERS ADOPTING A BOY