1. INDIANA JONES AT CANNES
(Holy News / News)

INDIANA JONES PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. FROM RUSK TILL MOAN
(Holy News / News)

SALMA HAYEK ADMITS SHE WANTED A BABY BOY

4. DUDE, WHERE'S THAT BAR?
(Holy News / News)

ASHTON KUTCHER'S PARTY MAY HAVE INFECTED THE 'A' LIST

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. YES, BUT IS HE HAPPY?
(Holy News / News)

SALMA HAYEK AND FIANCE ARE HOLLYWOOD'S RICHEST COUPLE

7. THE LADY IN BLACK
(Holy News / News)

CHRIS DE BURGH TO PLAY CONCERT IN IRAN

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. Super-Sized Salma
(Holy News / News)

Pregnant Salma Hayek is busting out all over

10. Newsmound
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

11. The Bard Who Uses 'Avon'
(Holy News / News)

Kerry Katona is writing a novel

12. Duckin' Donuts
(Holy News / News)

Naomi Campbell shoots self-deprecating ad for Dunkin Donuts

13. HM! frontpage
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

..., Doherty, Winehouse and other assorted two-baggers, the current top two stories are Natalie Portman and Salma Hayek. Boneriffic!!...

14. Mexico
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For tequila and Salma Hayek, surely thats enough

15. Salma Hayek
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Oh my. I just saw that clip of her in the lift in Ugly Betty. I now have to change my trousers.

16. Salma Hayek's Breasts
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Oh come on, have you seen them? They're magnificent, I could quite happily suffocate in those breasteses, and I would go down in history as the man who died in the best way humanly possible.

17. Salman Rushdie
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Won a libel case but didn't want money, just the truth. Refreshing.