1. ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WIFE
(Holy News / News)

GUY RITCHIE IS INEXPLICABLY CHOSEN TO DIRECT SHERLOCK HOLMES

2. THUNDERPANTS
(Holy News / News)

LILY ALLEN COMFORTED BY RUPERT GRINT

3. YOU'RE ALRIGHT JACK
(Holy News / News)

JOHN BARROWMAN CALLS FOR STARS TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET

4. HOLLYWOOD AND WHINE
(Holy News / News)

RUPERT EVERETT CRITICISES FELLOW FILM STARS

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

7. Not So Canny, Everett
(Holy News / News)

Rupert Everett defends Madonna’s adoptions

8. Bangkok Hilton
(Holy News / News)

Paris Hilton's jail is reputed to be full on very butch lesbians

9. Kelvin MacKenzie
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Vote for me against David Davies! You'll also be voting for Rupert Murdoch's dick which is firmly stuck up my arse.

10. Richard Branson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... television and, by not being anywhere as clued up as Sky, fucking it up for all your customers. Not that Rupert Murdoch isn't a cunt too, obv. ...

11. Rupert Everett
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

I was torn between putting you here or in the Sacred Cows for your comments about soldiers being wimps. I am fed up with squaddies whining about bombs and bullets and sandflies too. But in the end i

12. Rupert Murdoch
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Cunt face who wants to control everything. And after this old cunt bag dies he's got his cunting children to take over from him and continue ruling the media world. Cunt cunt cunt cunt, oh did I menti

13. Rupert Murdoch
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Aussie cunt, face like Mother Theresa's grand-dad, wants to rule the world and shags young Yankee tarts. But will never, ever get a knighthood. Fuck off back to the outback with your fat toy boy Shane

14. Tony Blair
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For naming his son Leo instead of Rupert.

15. Typewriter Monkey
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Johnny Marr is in Cunts Corner and Rupert Murdoch is in the heroes section??? are you taking the fucking piss or what?

16. BBC2 (Brilliant Blair Curtailment.)
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

... cutting off Tony Blair's standing ovation. Sweet revenge for a crap licence fee settlement, for being up Rupert Murdoch's arse, and denying the BBC was right when one of it's journalists accurately r...

17. Coca Cola, Maccy Ds, Microsoft, 20th Cen
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

... true, like the one about 10 p of every big mac goes to the IRA, or that Fanta was invented by the Nazis, Rupert Murdoch is Evil, Bill Gates is the Anti-Christ. In this day and age you have becom...

18. Dennis Potter
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...s in 400 years, for including loads of shagging and female nudity, and having the balls to openly slag of Rupert Murdoch and shit tabloids....

19. Rupert Murdoch
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For managing to be more ugly than Jabba the Hutt. I'd imagine he is also far less amicable than Jabba as well. What a guy!

20. Sky News
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Paid me £600 for my grainy mobile phone footage of the Hawley Arms fire. Nice one Rupert. Oh, and I was only in there to score. Picked up, walked out, turned around and the fucking roof was on fire.

21. sky plus/rupert murdoch
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...tonking stuff saved to the harddrive which you can watch whenever you want and fast forward thru the ads. Rupert I love ya (though you're a bit of a cunt for doging your taxes in the UK but otherwise,...