1. OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
(Holy News / News)

IRISH THEATRE COMPANY PLAN A BECKHAM MUSICAL

2. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
(Holy News / News)

LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

3. SLASH CORDON
(Holy News / News)

SLASH REFUSED TO ALLOW MICHAEL JACKSON NEAR HIS CHILD

4. SAID AND DONE
(Holy News / News)

RONAN KEATING REINVENTS UK MUSIC SCENE

5. THE SMACK AND THE FIDDLE
(Holy News / News)

RONNIE WOOD'S FAKE INSURANCE CLAIM FOR DRUG MONEY

6. The Crappy, Crappy Sound of Radio One
(Holy News / News)

Full tracklisting for the 40 years of Radio One album revealed

7. hold music
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...rly hapless cunts only to be rewarded with Enriquie cunting Englasius (cant even spell the cunt's name), Ronan cunting Keating and if you're really lucky Kelly cunting Clarkson. YOU CANT EVEN NUMB TH...

8. Ronan Keating
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...twunt covering fairytale of New York, was such a good one that they comissioned it and said ''Well yes ''Ronan of course you can pull off a Shane Mcgowan-esque voice.''? The ENITRE production team of ...

9. Ronan Keating
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Life is a rollercoaster. You are a cunt.