1. SHAKES ON A PLANE
(Holy News / News)

POSH SPICE IN PLANE DRAMA

2. OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
(Holy News / News)

IRISH THEATRE COMPANY PLAN A BECKHAM MUSICAL

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. DAY 14: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

ANNA BOOTED OUT

5. BLACK ARMBANDS AT THE READY
(Holy News / News)

CHANTELLE AND PRESTON GRANTED DIVORCE

6. Big Brother: The End
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Brian comes out victorious

7. Brad Pitt takes care of the pennies
(Holy News / News)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie sign a $220million pre-nup. Romantic.

8. 'Love' On The Rocks - Ain't No Big Surprise
(Holy News / News)

Chantelle and Preston to divorce

9. Day 26: June 25th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Chanelle and Ziggy argue over blackheads. And that roughly sums it up.

10. Jeremy Clarkson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The Clarkster gets done for speeding in an Alfa Romeo that was on loan by same said company. He then beats the rap by claiming that it wasn't him in the car and that it was Alfa Romeo's fault. He’