1. MARQUEE LOON
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HEATHER MILLS FALLS FOUL OF PLANNING LAWS AGAIN

2. HOLMES FROM HELL
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GUY RITCHIE CONFIRMS THE IDENTITY OF HIS DOCTOR WATSON

3. MOYLES DISALLOWED
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CHRIS MOYLES UNDER FIRE FOR 'BULLYING' GIRLS ALOUD MEMBER

4. (NO) METHOD MAN
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LIAM NEESON BAFFLED BY 'METHOD ACTING' NONSENSE

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. 'MAN' SEEKS 'WOMAN'
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PETE DOHERTY DESPERATE TO SHACK UP WITH KATE MOSS AGAIN

7. ARTHUR CONAN DOOMED
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JUDE LAW TO PLAY DR WATSON IN GUY RITCHIE'S SHERLOCK HOLMES?

8. NEWSMOUND
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9. DESPERATE MIDWIVES
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Eva Longoria is 'just fat' and NOT pregnant

10. HE'S NO ANGEL(FISH)
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ROBERT DE NIRO UNDER FIRE FOR FRYING ENDANGERED FISH

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

13. NEWSMOUND
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14. TWO MUCH
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LISA MARIE PRESLEY IS HAVING TWINS

15. NOW, WHERE WAS I?
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ROBERT DOWNEY JR DECIDES NOT TO WRITE MEMOIRS

16. IDEAL HOLMES? NO!
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GUY RITCHIE INTENDS TO MAKE PLENTY MORE FILMS

17. NEWSMOUND
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18. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

19. NEWSMOUND
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20. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

21. TELLING WHOPPERS
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ROBERT DOWNEY JR QUIT DRUGS THROUGH BURGERS

22. GHOULS ALOUD
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NICOLA ROBERTS CONSULTS PSYCHIC BEFORE DUMPING BOYFRIEND

23. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

24. NEWSMOUND
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25. NICHOLSON ON TOP
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JACK NICHOLSON NAMED BEST EVER HOLLYWOOD HELL RAISER

26. NEWSMOUND
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27. SLIPPERY AND WET
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RITCHIE SAMBORA PLEADS GUILTY TO DRINK DRIVING

28. DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER
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MELINDA MESSENGER SEPARATES FROM HUSBAND OF TEN YEARS

29. VANILLA ICE PACK
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'RAPPER' VANILLA ICE ARRESTED FOR ATTACKING HIS WIFE

30. WIN 200 QUID TO SPEND ON MEN'S DESIGNER PANTS!
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MEN'S DESIGNER GEAR UP FOR GRABS