1. PUT HER DOWN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE HAS BEEN!
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JADE GOODY BREAKS A RICKSHAW ON NIGHT OUT

2. I DON'T WANT ANY MORE NICEY, NICEY STUFF!
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3. MITCH OF THE DAY
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AMY WINEHOUSE'S DAD GIVES HIS DAILY BRIEFING TO THE PRESS

4. CARRIE ON SMOKING
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MATTHEW BRODERICK STRUGGLES TO GIVE UP SMOKING

5. LUNATIC PLEADS GUILTY
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NAOMI CAMPBELL PLEADS GUILTY TO ASSAULT

6. PERSONAL OFFENCE IS NEVER FORGOTTEN!
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7. I CAN'T STOP LOOKING INTO HIS EYES
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Jay Z and Ricky Gervais funking at Coldplay gig

8. NON MERCY
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JOHN LYDON MAKES DUFFY CRY

9. JOHN LYDON'S LOST HIS MOJO
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MOJO AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. SEX AND WRY
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CHRIS MARTIN WANTED TO BE POPULAR WITH THE LADIES

12. YOU'LL NEVER BE READY!
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13. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES
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NAOMI CAMPBELL IS READY TO HAVE CHILDREN

14. A WOMB WITH A VIEW
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NICOLE KIDMAN WON'T BE POSING PREGNANT AND NUDE

15. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

16. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

17. BEYONCE DOING BOND?
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NO, SHE'S NOT HAVING A FLING WITH ROGER MOORE

18. NICKELCACK
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SOMEONE GAVE NICKELBACK THREE SONGWRITING AWARDS

19. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

20. TALKING POLLUX
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ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT ARGUE OVER BABY NAMES

21. POINT BREAK 2
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SWAYZE TO DO LONG AWAITED SEQUEL?

22. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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DOLLY PARTON TO SUE US DJ OVER TALKING BOOK ADDITIONS

23. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

24. TERRIBLE LIEUTENANT
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NICHOLAS CAGE TO STAR IN 'BAD LIEUTENANT' REMAKE

25. THUMBS NOT ALOFT
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PAUL MCCARTNEY VOTED MOST IRRITATING STAR

26. OLD DOG GETS NEW TRICK
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KATE MOSS CONTROVERSIALLY REPLACES AGYNESS DEYN AS FACE OF BURBERRY

27. THREE COPIES OF 'STRAYS' TO GIVE AWAY
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'STRAYS' DVDS TO GIVE AWAY

28. SMELLING OF POSERS
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JENNIFER LOPEZ'S NEW REALITY SHOW IS ABOUT HER PERFUME

29. A SONG FOR PARIS
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BENJI MADDEN WRITES A LOAD OF BALLADS FOR HILTON

30. LA ISLA LOCAL
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RICKY MARTIN BUYS HIS OWN ISLAND