1. PAPA DON'T BLEACH
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MADONNA TO LAUNCH LINE OF HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS

2. ATOMIC WRIT-EN
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KERRY KATONA MAY HAVE HER ASSETS SEIZED TO SETTLE TAX BILL

3. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

4. OLYMPIC-SIZED EGO
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SLIGHTED BY SOME SWIMMER

5. GOODY HAS CANCER
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BIG BROTHER STAR JADE GOODY HAS CERVICAL CANCER

6. OWEN GOAL
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KATE HUDSON BACK WITH OWEN WILSON?

7. BACK TO BLACK EYES
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AMY WINEHOUSE CLASHES WITH PHOTOGRAPHERS ON LATEST NIGHT OUT

8. AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON HER WITH GREAT VENGEANCE
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LILY ALLEN WRITES SONG ABOUT GOD

9. AMY HAUNTED HOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE RECOVERING IN 'HELL HOLE'

10. HOORAY FOR THE OLYMPICS!
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OLYMPIC COVERAGE OF WOMEN'S BEACH VOLLEYBALL (AND FENCING)

11. PEACHES AND GREEN (CARD)
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED FOR VISA?

12. RAIDING MALAWI
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MADONNA CLOSE TO ADOPTING ANOTHER MALAWIAN CHILD

13. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

14. PLAYING GOD
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US PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS AWAIT ANGELINA JOLIE'S BACKING

15. THE FUR FLIES
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STELLA MCCARTNEY FURIOUS AT ADVERT FOR FUR BOUTIQUE

16. THE DEPARTED
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NO ROOM IN FAMILY GRAVE FOR LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S GRAN

17. THE INACCURATE COLLECTION
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MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE'S PUB ACCUSED OF PRICE FIXING

18. DEAR AMY...
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AMY WINEHOUSE TO BE AN AGONY AUNT

19. HEART OF STONE
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JOSS STONE HEAD BUTTS BROTHER DURING A BAPTISM

20. SHE'S CREATING A MONSTER
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JORDAN'S DAUGHTER HAS OVER 100 PAIRS OF SHOES

21. WAR OF THE STONE ROSES
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JOSS STONE TO APPEAR IN 'THE TUDORS' AS ANNE OF CLEVES

22. IT'S LIKE 10,000 SPOONS!
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Scotty from Star Trek's ashes are destroyed - by a spaceship

23. MORGAN FREEMAN UPDATE
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MORGAN FREEMAN TO HAVE SURGERY AFTER CAR ACCIDENT

24. OVER MY DEAD BODY
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KEVIN COSTNER WANTS TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO THE BODYGUARD

25. WE'RE NOT XENU-PHOBIC
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CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DEMANDS RIGHT TO REPLY ON HM STORY

26. GETTY STUFFED
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BALTHAZAR GETTY REPORTEDLY TRIES TO WIN BACK WIFE AND FAILS

27. HOTEL BOOBY-LON
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PAMELA ANDERSON IS BUILDING HER OWN HOTEL

28. SNITCH TO MITCH
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MITCH WINEHOUSE AFTER 'FRIEND' WHO SUPPOSEDLY SPIKED AMY'S DRINK

29. A TOTAL CYCLE PATH
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WAS LINDSAY LOHAN HIT BY A BICYCLE AT THE WEEKEND OR NOT?

30. IT DISNEY LOOK GOOD
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MILEY CYRUS OFFERED CONDOM CONTRACT