1. YOU'RE BOOKED
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DAVID BECKHAM INSPIRES CHILDREN'S LITERATURE

2. THE BEST OF BALLS
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CALUM BEST OWNS UP TO COMMITMENT ISSUES

3. GRUESOME TWOSOME ALERT!
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BIG BROTHER'S MOST GRUESOME COUPLING YET?

4. TWO MUCH
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LISA MARIE PRESLEY IS HAVING TWINS

5. YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON CLASS
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KATIE PRICE REFUSED ENTRY AT THE CARTIER POLO MATCH

6. IT TOOK HER LONGER TO PUT ON THE GORILLA COSTUME IN THE FIRST PLACE!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER BLOG 9: DAY 46

7. WHO HAS A NOSE LIKE THIS?
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JODIE MARSH GETS TOO CLOSE TO THE CAMERA

8. OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
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IRISH THEATRE COMPANY PLAN A BECKHAM MUSICAL

9. I DON'T WANT ANY MORE NICEY, NICEY STUFF!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 26

10. I JUST HOPE THE PUBLIC DON'T THINK I'M A KNOB!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 24

11. SLY SYLVIA SET TO BE SACKED
(Holy News / Big Brother)

HOLY MOLY CATCHES UP WITH THE BETTING ODDS

12. PERSONAL OFFENCE IS NEVER FORGOTTEN!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 14

13. GET YOUR SNATCH OUT!
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The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 4

14. BB DAY ONE
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A BLIND MAN AND AN ALBINO?! HAS IT COME TO THIS?!?!

15. OBLIGATORY PICTURE GALLERY
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CELEBRITIES AT THE 'WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS' PREMIERE

16. I WANT IT TO STOP
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CHANELLE ABOUT TO RELEASE DEBUT SINGLE 'I WANT IT'

17. BIG EAR BOTHERER
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CHANELLE PLANS TO RELEASE FUNKY HOUSE SINGLE

18. STOP THE SEARCH - I FOUND IT!
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POP SENSATION REBECCA LOOS RECORDS A SONG THAT MAKES VICTORIA BECKHAM SOUND LIKE A BETTER OPTION

19. POP CAREER DOWN THE LOOS
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REBECCA LOOS TO RELEASE POP SINGLE?

20. DUDE, WHERE'S THAT BAR?
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ASHTON KUTCHER'S PARTY MAY HAVE INFECTED THE 'A' LIST

21. Newsmound
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

22. View and Loos Army?
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Victoria Beckham to co-host US chat show

23. Is Posh a Fairy?
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Victoria Beckham has acting ambitions

24. Day 51: July 20th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Tracey sides with Charley. Idiot.

25. Needle Searches For Haystack
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Victoria Beckham will not employ attractive people

26. Say ‘Thanks’ For The Mammaries
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Rebecca Loos thinks that the Beckhams should be grateful to her

27. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

28. Loos Angeles
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Victoria Beckham to recreate Madrid in LA home

29. A Tramp In The BB Line Up? Surely Not!
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Glamour Model Lucy James Set for Big Brother?

30. HM EXCLUSIVE!
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HM EXCLUSIVE!