1. THE GOLDEN RASPBERRY AWARD RESULTS
(Holy News / News)

EDDIE MURPHY AND LINDSAY LOHAN WIN BIG AT THE RAZZIES

2. A NIGHT IN FOR PARIS
(Holy News / News)

PARIS HILTON BANNED FROM THE OSCARS

3. I KNOW WHO NOMINATED ME
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN NOMINATED FOR GOLDEN RASPBERRY AWARD

4. CAT ON HEAT
(Holy News / News)

CAT DEELEY IS DESPERATE FOR A MAN

5. PLASTIC BORRELL
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY BORRELL DOLL TO BE LAUNCHED IN US

6. Food Warning Labels
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...elling me that it's unpasteurised and contains bacteria. Fuck off cunts, I don't care if sprog-laden women, raspberry ripples and other coffin dodgers are at risk, I like the taste and I DON'T want t...

7. The cause of Bluetongue is almost certainly associ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

The cause of Bluetongue is almost certainly associated with Raspberry Slush Puppies