1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

2. EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS...
(Holy News / News)

JIMI HENDRIX SEX TAPE TO BE RELEASED?

3. WHAT'S THE STORY?
(Holy News / News)

OASIS ALBUMS VOTED TOP IN NEW POLL

4. ARISE DAME DOLLY!
(Holy News / News)

DOLLY PARTON'S BREASTS ARE PUBLIC PROPERTY

5. EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE...
(Holy News / News)

THE POLICE ARE THE 'DIRTIEST' BAND IN THE WORLD

6. STU STU STUDIO COVER UP
(Holy News)

RADIOHEAD LABEL TRACKS 'PHIL COLLINS' SO NO ONE STEALS THEM

7. OK CAMPER
(Holy News / News)

RADIOHEAD GUITARIST'S TREK AND ROLL STAG DO

8. LILY GETS THE HUMPTY
(Holy News / News)

LILY ALLEN CRITICISES RADIOHEAD ALBUM DOWNLOAD

9. NO SURPRISES AND NO THANKS
(Holy News / News)

THOM YORKE SAID NO TO MCCARTNEY DUET

10. DRUMMING UP PUBLICITY
(Holy News / News)

QUENTIN TARANTINO WANTS TO DIRECT RINGO STARR

11. Bands playing in football stadiums
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Radiohead playing at Old Trafford, Kaiser Chiefs playing at Elland Road (who the fuck had that stupid idea...). Overblown super-stadium gigs seem to be getting more and more popular these days, not on

12. Banksy
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...c Schoolboy. Oh what a fucking surprise. 'Anti-Establisment' my fucking arse. His art means about as much as Radiohead lyrics, and he's friends with Damon Albarn.. sums it up really. Overrated burgeoi...

13. Everyone
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Last night I was at a Radiohead gig, and behind me stood a fat bird who banged on about how she smelled "lovely weed" somewhere, and the guy with her obviously desperate to have his way with her. At t

14. Jimmy Page
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For not liking Radiohead or Red Hot Chili Peppers. Maybe I can forgive you for the Radiohead thing, but not liking the Chili Peppers is kind of hypocrytical... I mean seriously dude, you spawned band

15. Johnny Marr
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For this comment on the BBC regarding the 'pay-what-you-like' for the new Radiohead album; "I think people are fundamentally more decent than the corporate world would give them credit for." Guess w

16. Mark Ronson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For having the nerve to re-record and make a fucking shambles of the very great Radiohead song "Just". Arsewipe talentless wanking cunt.

17. OTT couples at gigs/festivals
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...o without thinking of two soppy, cheesy arse-crumpets dribbling over each other.... It was even happening at RADIOHEAD last week, I mean JESUS CHRIST.... Radiohead??? Romantic??? ...

18. Radiohead
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For being a shower of complete cunts who drone on about fuck all!! Thom Yorke lyrical genius? Ultimate cockface more like! CUNTS!

19. Radiohead
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Did you honestly think that people would pay?

20. Radiohead Bores
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Just fuck off.

21. Radiohead tonight
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...aw them in Milan the other day- 3 hours and 2 encores...in the pissing rain. Still, it is LONDON and you are RADIOHEAD so I guess £42 a ticket is worth 3/4 a support act, a truculent main act (who w...

22. Thom Yorke
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Charging £40 PLUS booking and 'transaction' fees to watch his 'Ethical' band Radiohead in Victoria Park, Hackney. That's over £200 for 4 people to stand about in the pissing rain and watch the gorml

23. radiohead
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

not only did i think that your new album wouldn't be out till next spring, its now out NEXT FUCKING WEEK. and not only that, you will let me pay WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT FOR IT! they havent got a re

24. Radiohead
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Not a huge fan, but still, got the new album ordered for 46p. Ta!

25. Radiohead
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Because not only did they let people pay what the fuck they want for their new album, it's probably their best since OK Computer!

26. Radiohead (again)
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For their fucking brilliant gig in Milan. Couldn't give a fuck what any of you cynical, whiney twats think, I LOVE them and the gig was amazing.

27. Radiohead fans
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

2/3 of those downloading the latest shite from these whining cunts paid fuck all, good for them.

28. radiohead tonight
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

for blowing out the water all the criticisms the 'corner' poster aimed at them yesterday. quite the opposite. they said thanks on numerous occasions, and did two fucking epic encores...

29. trent reznor/saul williams/radiohead
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For sticking it to the record labels, releasing albums with the money going direct to the artist. Hopefully the future with more creative artists and the whole manufactured music industry collapsing.

30. if you have plugged in your ipod to your speakers ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

...d music while courting your potential bed-partner, nothing will kill your erection faster then an unexpected Radiohead song. When it does happen, no power in the Universe will stop you halting proceed...