1. THE LAW OF KARMA
(Holy News / News)

SADIE FROST'S BUSINESS GOES UNDER

2. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A GLASS BOOK!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 37

3. JUST SAY BYE
(Holy News / News)

BBC AXES GRANGE HILL AFTER 30 YEARS

4. FOR PETE'S SAKE
(Holy News / News)

BB7 WINNER CALLS BB BORING

5. NO MEMORY NAOMI
(Holy News / News)

NAOMI CAMPBELL FORGETS VOGUE COVERS DURING RACISM DEBATE

6. Newsmound
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

7. Is You Chattin' At Me?
(Holy News / News)

Smash your TV, Jade Goody returns

8. More family fun with the Jacksons
(Holy News / News)

Jermaine Jackson accused of bizarre sleeping arrangements and more

9. Pig Hates Dog
(Holy News / News)

Jade Goody is incapable of controlling her dog

10. This Little Piggy Walks To Market From Now On
(Holy News / News)

Jade Goody receives six-month driving ban

11. Pot Calls Kettle Black
(Holy News / News)

Danielle Lloyd is even less self-aware that Jodie Marsh

12. Channel 4 Shits its Pants
(Holy News / News)

Emily is kicked out of the Big Brother house for racist language

13. Hang Ten (and then shoot the rest)
(Holy News / News)

Exclusive First Look At Big Brother 8 Skate Ramp

14. THEY WERE RACIST: IT'S OFFICIAL
(Holy News / News)

PREVIOUSLY UNSEEN TRANSCRIPT OF RACIST JO O'MEARA AND JACK TWEEDY ENTERS PUBLIC DOMAIN

15. Jade Goody Isn't Racist, Apparently
(Holy News / News)

Jade Goody testifies in court against a woman who attacked a young, black singer

16. Jade Goody Isn't Racist, Apparently
(Holy News / News)

Jade Goody Isn't Racist, Apparently

17. Jade Fades Away
(Holy News / News)

Celebrity Big Brother star Jade Goody is finding it hard to get TV work

18. Reality show for sale
(Holy News / News)

Reality show for sale

19. Great...
(Holy News / News)

Great...

20. Hannity & Colmes
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...be.com/watch?v=44ubpOtQbFs&feature=related What smug, self-satisfied, George W. Bush-fellating, casual-racism-toting CUNTS! ...

21. Julie Birchill
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...pletely redundant. This article was in the Sun, who not one year ago had ostracised the Goody cashcow for racism. 3) Writing Sugar Rush. Somehow managed to make a drama about TEENAGE LESBIANS unse...

22. Love Rock Hate Racism
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Dont we all (well I hate racism) but this was just an excuse for a bunch of shrill mediocrities to visit their embarassing dad student politics and dead-parrot careers, on the rest of us by making a d

23. Middle class hypocrites
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For ranting on about "Disgracefull racism" then proceeding to slag off all working class people as uneducated chav scum. As if staying on at school a few extra years makes you better than me. CUNTS el

24. Nick Ferrari
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Richard Littlejohn for the Blue rinse brigade. Presenter on LBC and neo Nazi encourgaing racism and feeding the ignorance of those stupid enough to listen to his ranting drivel. I don't use the word

25. People who go on about racism
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For fuck's sake - change the fucking record. Stop just assuming that everyone who's got just the vaguest concern about immigration is a one-man SS division or Klu Klux Klan coven or whatever groups th

26. Self appointed Moral Guardians
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...hen in fact it doesn't matter - you make the real issues into a laughing stock and you create bigotry and racism! Stop being so over fucking sensitive and accept that 'Thick Irish Sausages' isn't an ...

27. The t-shirt and scarf look.
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...rs. Stop trying to look 'alternative', and stick to what you\'re good at: Drinking obsene amounts, casual racism, and being a truly enormous cunt....

28. This CBB ''racism'' bollocks
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Whether its racist or not (and frankly I dont think it is, its just bullying) it does not deserve to be talked about during Prime Ministers question time! There are more important things in the world

29. Racism
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For highlighting the retards who, despite an international controversy and the ruination of several 'careers', still don't get that MAYBE calling people niggers on national television won't do you any

30. The cuntier the comedian, the more likely they are...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

...t consisting of recycled material from the 1970s, peppered with hackneyed pop-culture references and mild racism....