1. THE BEST OF BALLS
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CALUM BEST OWNS UP TO COMMITMENT ISSUES

2. PIC OF THE WEEK
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RUSSELL BRAND NEEDS TO LAY OFF THE HARIBO

3. VIDEO MUSIC A**HOLES
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RUSSELL BRAND AND BRITNEY IN MTV VMA ADS

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

5. WIN BOX SETS OF TORCHWOOD SERIES 2 AND MAGAZINES
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TEN TORCHWOOD SERIES 2 DVDS AND MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS UP FOR GRABS

6. MY JOBBY WOB
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MTV GET COLD FEET ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND HOSTING VMAS

7. MY WAPEY RAPE JOKE
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RUSSELL BRAND APOLOGISES FOR SEX ATTACK JOKE

8. SHE'S A TOP DRAWER KNOB!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 34

9. FOREST GRUMP
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RUSSELL CROWE AND SIENNA MILLER TO STAR IN ROBIN HOOD FILM

10. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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JOAN RIVERS SWEARS ON UK AFTERNOON TV

11. MY QUOTEY WOTE
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RUSSELL BRAND SAYS SEX IS BETTER THAN TALKING

12. MY WEENEY WINK
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RUSSELL BRAND SHY ABOUT FULL FRONTAL NUDITY

13. THE AMBASSADOR'S PARTY
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RUSSELL BRAND EXPLAINS NIGHT AT EMBASSY CLUB

14. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. MY BONKY WONK
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RUSSELL BRAND CAUGHT WITH TWO LADIES IN CLUB LOOS

16. WIN DVDS FROM THE PRODUCERS OF 'FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL'
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WIN 'SUPERBAD', 'KNOCKED UP' AND 'THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN' DVDS

17. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

18. BRAND NEW KEEF
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RUSSELL BRAND TO PLAY KEITH RICHARDS IN STAGE PLAY

19. A COUPLE OF IDIOTS
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ORLANDO BLOOM GOING OUT WITH RUMER WILLIS?

20. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
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LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

21. GOLDIE DUCKIN' FAME
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GOLDIE HAWN ANNOYED BY OBSESSIVE PRESS

22. RUSSELL HEARTY
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RUSSELL WATSON TO GO AHEAD WITH NEW ALBUM RELEASE

23. AND THE BRAND PLAYED ON
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RUSSELL BRAND REVEALS HOW HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY

24. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

25. CROWE-VERWEIGHT
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RUSSELL CROWE FORCED TO LOSE WEIGHT FOR NEW MOVIE ROLE

26. ROMPER STOMPER WHIMPER
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RUSSELL CROWE HAS A BAD TEMPER BECAUSE OF LOW SELF-ESTEEM

27. MCCANN MOVIE MADE UP
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DAILY EXPRESS INVENTS MADELEINE MOVIE

28. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

29. The Cat Who Got The Cream
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George Galloway to replace Russell Brand on 'Big Brother's Big Mouth'

30. HM Exclusive: Kylie's To Do List
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Kylie Minogue plots her future in scrawly handwriting