1. FOREST GRUMP
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL CROWE AND SIENNA MILLER TO STAR IN ROBIN HOOD FILM

2. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

JOAN RIVERS SWEARS ON UK AFTERNOON TV

3. MY QUOTEY WOTE
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RUSSELL BRAND SAYS SEX IS BETTER THAN TALKING

4. MY WEENEY WINK
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RUSSELL BRAND SHY ABOUT FULL FRONTAL NUDITY

5. THE AMBASSADOR'S PARTY
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL BRAND EXPLAINS NIGHT AT EMBASSY CLUB

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. MY BONKY WONK
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL BRAND CAUGHT WITH TWO LADIES IN CLUB LOOS

8. WIN DVDS FROM THE PRODUCERS OF 'FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL'
(Holy News / Competition)

WIN 'SUPERBAD', 'KNOCKED UP' AND 'THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN' DVDS

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. BRAND NEW KEEF
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL BRAND TO PLAY KEITH RICHARDS IN STAGE PLAY

11. A COUPLE OF IDIOTS
(Holy News / News)

ORLANDO BLOOM GOING OUT WITH RUMER WILLIS?

12. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
(Holy News / News)

LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

13. GOLDIE DUCKIN' FAME
(Holy News / News)

GOLDIE HAWN ANNOYED BY OBSESSIVE PRESS

14. RUSSELL HEARTY
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL WATSON TO GO AHEAD WITH NEW ALBUM RELEASE

15. AND THE BRAND PLAYED ON
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL BRAND REVEALS HOW HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY

16. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

17. CROWE-VERWEIGHT
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL CROWE FORCED TO LOSE WEIGHT FOR NEW MOVIE ROLE

18. ROMPER STOMPER WHIMPER
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL CROWE HAS A BAD TEMPER BECAUSE OF LOW SELF-ESTEEM

19. MCCANN MOVIE MADE UP
(Holy News / News)

DAILY EXPRESS INVENTS MADELEINE MOVIE

20. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

21. The Cat Who Got The Cream
(Holy News / News)

George Galloway to replace Russell Brand on 'Big Brother's Big Mouth'

22. HM Exclusive: Kylie's To Do List
(Holy News / News)

Kylie Minogue plots her future in scrawly handwriting

23. HM GEEK EXCLUSIVE!
(Holy News / News)

Kylie Minogue has confirmed that she will be appearing on the BBC's hit sci-fi show, Doctor Who

24. I HEART FUCKING FUCKABEES
(Holy News / News)

Lily Tomlin argues with David O' Rusell on Huckabees film set

25. JOSS STONE IS FUCKING DREADFUL
(Holy News / News)

Joss Stone embarasses herself at the Brits

26. JOSS STONE IS FUCKING DREADFUL
(Holy News / News)

JOSS STONE IS FUCKING DREADFUL

27. SWINE!
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SWINE!

28. Dave Berry
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Stupid cockney fuckwit who makes June Sarpong look like a good television persenter. Is now trying to do a Russell Brand and introduce eloquently long and interesting diatribe to his script, except he

29. Paul Ross
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...little career he has slide down the shitter. Still, Paul, there's always lookalike work as TV Horoscoper Russell Grant open to you eh?...

30. Recent Comedy
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ougingly unfunny by the end of series 3. Mitchell & Webb: Peep Show? Genius. Sketch show? Cancer funny. Russell Brand: I could go on for hours about this cunt. Just ask yourself this; why wasn't he...