1. WEST IS BEST
(Holy News / News)

JORDAN LOVES FRED AND ROSEMARY WEST

2. WHAT IS SARAH HARDING DOING?
(Holy News / News)

SARAH HARDING PICTURE GALLERY

3. OH. MUMMY.
(Holy News / News)

HEATHER MILLS NOMINATED FOR MUM OF THE YEAR

4. TOTALLY DIVORCING JODIE MARSH
(Holy News / News)

JODIE MARSH DIVORCES HUSBAND SHE MARRIED ON MTV

5. SOME WOMAN OFF SOME SHOW IS A NIGHTMARE
(Holy News / News)

Linda Thorson Sacked from Emmerdale for making people cry

6. British television
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...LA polic dept, acclaimed for its realism, great acting and daring portrayal of crime. English crime shows: Rosemary & Thyme, 2 post-menopausal gardeners who solve crimes such as who stole the local p...

7. How to write a Rosemary and Thyme episode: 1) 2...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

How to write a Rosemary and Thyme episode: 1) 2 old cunts looking at flowers 2) Pointless thing gets stolen 3) Everyone panics 4) 2 old cunts manage to solve the 'mystery' despite never leaving

8. STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

...es; "Hmmm... if I bin off "My Family" or if I don't  recommission  "Rosemary & Thyme" I could have a pilot written and filmed that would be so well wri...