1. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

2. HEART OF STONE
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DETAILS OF SHARON STONE'S CUSTODY HEARING REVEALED

3. DREADING THE BOARDS
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BIZARRE 'AMERICAN PSYCHO' MUSICAL ON THE WAY

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. D'OUGH!
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SIENNA MILLER'S MAN IS NOT AS RICH AS PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT

6. FORE!
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JACK TWEED, JADE GOODY'S BOYFRIEND JAILED FOR ASSAULT ON A 16 YEAR OLD

7. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

8. SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
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AXL ROSE FANCIES KELLY OSBOURNE

9. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

10. THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL
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SIENNA MILLER BRANDED A 'SLUT' BY VANDALS

11. HE BANGS! OR MAYBE NOT...
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RICKY MARTIN IS A FATHER OF TWINS

12. VOIGHT-ING DIRTY
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JON VOIGHT REPLIES TO ROSEANNE BARR'S INSULTS

13. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

14. OUR MONEY'S ON ROSEANNE
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ROSEANNE BARR BRANDS ANGELINA JOLIE 'EVIL'

15. MAMA DON'T PREACH
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MADONNA CELEBRATES HER 50TH BIRTHDAY

16. MKO OK
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MARY KATE OLSEN WILL NOT BE FORCED TO GIVE EVIDENCE OVER HEATH LEDGER'S DEATH

17. WAR OF THE STONE ROSES
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JOSS STONE TO APPEAR IN 'THE TUDORS' AS ANNE OF CLEVES

18. PASS THE TISSUES
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RHYS IFANS AND KIMBERLY STEWART SPLIT

19. GETTY STUFFED
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BALTHAZAR GETTY REPORTEDLY TRIES TO WIN BACK WIFE AND FAILS

20. THE LAW OF KARMA
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SADIE FROST'S BUSINESS GOES UNDER

21. RIGHT THAT'S IT - I'VE HAD ENOUGH
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BIG BROTHER IS AS WATCHABLE AS A BLENDER FULL OF BABIES

22. 'NOT MY MATERIAL' GIRL
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MADONNA DENIES CO-AUTHORING HER BROTHER'S BOOK

23. STORYTELLING
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MADONNA WILL NOT RENEW HER MARRIAGE VOWS

24. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

25. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

26. THE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE
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GHOST HELPS BILLY BOB THORNTON WRITE HIS SONGS

27. 28 LAYS LATER
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SIENNA MILLER HAS BEEN LIVING WITH BALTHAZAR FOR A MONTH

28. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

29. THE KID STAYS OUT OF THE PICTURE
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NO SIGN OF NICOLE KIDMAN'S BABY DAUGHTER YET

30. THE COHEN BOTHERS
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SACHA BARON COHEN IS ANNOYING AMERICANS AGAIN