1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. RONALDO'S 'STAIN'
(Holy News / News)

THE RONALDO THREE TRANSVESTITES STORY THAT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING

6. GOLDEN BALLS
(Holy News / News)

RONALDO GETS INTO FIGHT WITH THREE TRANSVESTITES

7. BIG WRONG, ATKINSON
(Holy News / News)

GEMMA ATKINSON DROPS CRISTIANO RONALDO

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

10. christian ronaldo
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

He is an easy target ....but he is also a huge cunt.He signed a mega contract with Man. U. and now he is stamping his foot and crying to go to another club. If he could roll around Sepp Blatters offi

11. Christiano Ronaldo
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

He is a cunt. If you need to ask why, then you are also a cunt. 'Nuff said.

12. Christiano Ronaldo
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

So youve leaned a little bit of pidgin English have you, greaseball? We need an appeal in Portuguese you fucking pillock! If we'd wanted a stuttering, incoherent, ramble in terrible English we'd have

13. Cristiano Ronaldo
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

So you can step over a ball a few times? So you get paid 52 times more than the average wage? Buy some bloody Oxy 10, you gangly Portuguese fish-eating, Suzuki-driving, Man Yoo-loving, twig-legged C

14. Real Madrid
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...he headline on Sky Sports "Real hit out at Blues' conduct" - after their summer exploits chasing Cristiano Ronaldo who the fuck do they think they are?...

15. Ronaldo
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For not working out that Big hands + adam's apple + slightly dodgy name = tranny. Albertino? FFS!

16. Ronaldo & Ronaldhino
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For both not having the bollocks to visit a dentist - on their own, or together - ever.

17. Ronaldo's Tan
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Front page news - Are you taking the piss?

18. Sir Alex Ferguson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... is not losing one's balance despite what you decidely tell the media once that creasy buck-toothed weasel Ronaldo has taken to Olympic free-form and robbed another team of points. Cunt; most definite...

19. The Nike advert
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The cunts corner of adverts... Wenger...Check Ronaldo....Check Gallas.....Check Nani....Check Fabreagas...Check Its a full 'cunt' house.......what do i win?

20. Christiano Ronaldo will cry at some point in the n...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Christiano Ronaldo will cry at some point in the next 3 weeks