1. FOREST GRUMP
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL CROWE AND SIENNA MILLER TO STAR IN ROBIN HOOD FILM

2. JOHN LYDON'S LOST HIS MOJO
(Holy News / News)

MOJO AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

3. WIN 'MAN OF THE YEAR' DVDS AND AN IPOD NANO
(Holy News / Competition)

WIN DVDS AND IPOD NANO

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. HOUSTON, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
(Holy News / News)

BOBBY BROWN'S BOOK WILL BE A BESTSELLING BELTER

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. JOY GEORGE
(Holy News)

GEORGE CLOONEY CAN LAUGH AT HIMSELF

8. WHAT IS... HUMOUR?
(Holy News / News)

GEORGE CLOONEY TELLS TOM CRUISE TO MAKE FUN OF HIMSELF

9. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

I'M F**KING BEN AFFLECK

10. LYRICAL LINDSAY
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN STARTS WORK ON HER NEW ALBUM

11. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

MATT DAMON DOES A VIDEO FUNNY

12. I KNOW WHO NOMINATED ME
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN NOMINATED FOR GOLDEN RASPBERRY AWARD

13. WIN BESTIVAL TICKETS AND A SAMSUNG P2 MP4 PLAYER
(Holy News / Competition)

Win a pair of Bestival tickets, a Samsung MP4 player and Bestival CDs

14. Who Was That Masked Man?
(Holy News / News)

What you always suspected about superheoes is true

15. Keeping A Cool Head
(Holy News / News)

John Travolta has a special assistant to shade his head

16. EXCLUSIVE PICTURE OF JOHN TERRY WEDDING RECEPTION
(Holy News / News)

Picture of John Terry's Wedding reception - as imagined by Holy Moly

17. Neighbours: Everybody Needs Greedy Bastards
(Holy News / News)

The case of Neighbours are going head to head over some wanky quiz nights

18. Right to be so, so, so wrong.
(Holy News / News)

bad fake accents on youtube

19. Right to be so, so, so wrong
(Holy News / News)

Joss Stone, the latest in a long line of shonky accent merchants

20. Kazinsky's cock up
(Holy News / News)

Kazinsky's cock up

21. Anne Robinson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For winking at me like a crazy bitch. You're the weakest link, Anne. You old cunt.

22. Anne Robinson driving ban
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

HAHAHAHA you sanctimonious plastic-faced bitch. You are the biggest cunt. FUCK OFF.

23. Baby letters
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ondence you could possibly receive in the post, it even eclipses those fucking god awful Christmas round robins. You give a birthday present to your friend/relative's baby and then a week later you ge...

24. Emma Robinson (Annes' daughter)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Okay, I admit it. She's fucking gorgeous. But, and this is the tragedy, she's a right bitchy man-hater. Saw her on telly and I thought 'hey, she's alright' but once I discovered she was the daughter o

25. Knock off Nigel Advert
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... character of Ron Burgundy complete with Jazz flute. Personally i think knock off Nigel is a modern day Robin hood...

26. Mark Frith's diary
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...at weakest link, I was dead funny and said pithy things about celebrities, as well as flirting with Anne Robinson, I love ladies, what a fox! Tuesday: Filmed 'I Love Yesterday' for BBC3, I was dead...

27. Nick Robinson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Useless, four eyed cunt who spreads about as much light on a situation as a bicycle reflector. Simply drab media commentary in barley human form.

28. Polaris World Advert
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...He is basically an overcharging, jumped up estate agent with an acute accuracy in comb overs and robbing robing families of there hard earned inheritence money....

29. Robin Hood
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Prince of thieves my fucking arse. You're nothing but a minky bastard who can't even hold down a 9 to 5 job in Burger King. You dole scrounging scummer. Try to screw my house and I'll club you to deat

30. Robin Hood
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Robbed from the rich and gave to the poor? Fucking bollocks if you ask me, I bet he pocketed more than half of that loot and was just giving pennies to the beggars to the ladies would shag him.