1. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
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ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

2. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE: CRACKER'S DELIGHT
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DJ TAKES 'PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD' TO RIDICULOUS LEVELS

3. CRISIS? WHAT CRISIS?
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VICTORIA BECKHAM INSISTS HER FASHION LINE IS DOING WELL

4. DOWN AND POUT
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THE WORLD'S BEST POUT AS VOTED BY US

5. PAM IN THE MIRROR
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JACKO APPARENTLY 'STEPS OUT' WITH PAMELA ANDERSON. WORLD PUSHES AWAY UNFINISHED DINNER

6. THIS CHARMING MAN(AGER-LESS)
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MANCUNIAN MIRTH-MEISTER MORRISEY WHIRLS HIS MANAGEMENT REVOLVING DOOR TO HURRICAINE GUSTAV

7. SHLOCKNROLLA
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GUY RITCHIE'S ROCKNROLLA PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

8. XXX FILES
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DETAILS OF DAVID DUCHOVNY'S SEX ADDICTION REVEALED

9. RISKY BUSINESS
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TOM CRUISE WORRIED ABOUT CRAZED STALKERS

10. WOMB TO LET
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RICKY MARTIN USED PROFESSIONAL SURROGATE FOR BABIES

11. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

12. DIRTY DAVID
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X FILES ACTOR DAVID DUCHOVNY TREATED FOR SEX ADDICTION

13. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

14. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

15. THROW YOUR OWN BACKYARD FESTIVAL!
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MARS PLANET POUCHES AND FESTIVAL KIT UP FOR GRABS

16. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

17. SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
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SAMANTHA RONSON TO WRITE AUTOBIOGRAPHY

18. OOH MI MINGE!
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MEL B IS CONSIDERING POSING FOR PLAYBOY

19. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST IS DATING MGMT SINGER

20. AMERICAN PIE BYE
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TARA REID LAUNCHES OWN FASHION RANGE

21. MOVIE STAR MITCH
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MITCH WINEHOUSE TO APPEAR IN FILM

22. AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU(R CLOTHES)
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COLDPLAY LIKE TO SEW

23. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

24. A DROP IN THE OCEAN'S
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BRAD AND ANGELINA QUALIFY FOR CHILD BENEFIT

25. ATOMIC WRIT-EN
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KERRY KATONA MAY HAVE HER ASSETS SEIZED TO SETTLE TAX BILL

26. MUM'S GOING TO NETTO NOW
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KERRY KATONA HAS BEEN DECLARED BANKRUPT

27. VOIGHT-ING DIRTY
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JON VOIGHT REPLIES TO ROSEANNE BARR'S INSULTS

28. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE SOUNDS
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BRYAN MCFADDEN DISLIKES THE COLOUR PINK

29. YOU'RE BARN-ED
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BABYSHAMBLES BANNED FROM PLAYING FESTIVAL IN WILTSHIRE

30. MOSS VS MOSSHART
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JAMIE HINCE'S KILLS BANDMATE ISOLATED BY KATE MOSS