1. ONE, TWO BILLY'S COMING FOR YOU
(Holy News / News)

BILLY BOB THORNTON TO PLAY FREDDY KRUEGER

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. WIN FUNNY GAMES ON DVD AND A DVD PLAYER
(Holy News / Competition)

THREE COPIES OF FUNNY GAMES AND A DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

4. HE TALKS WITH HIS DICK OUT!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 20

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WIFE
(Holy News / News)

GUY RITCHIE IS INEXPLICABLY CHOSEN TO DIRECT SHERLOCK HOLMES

7. TERRIBLE LIEUTENANT
(Holy News / News)

NICHOLAS CAGE TO STAR IN 'BAD LIEUTENANT' REMAKE

8. BOGUS, DUDE
(Holy News / News)

KEANU REEVES TURNS DOWN 'BILL AND TED' REMAKE

9. CARCRASH-A-BLANCA
(Holy News / News)

MADONNA TO REMAKE 'CASABLANCA' AND STAR IN THE LEAD ROLE

10. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. TALKING THROUGH HER HOLE AGAIN
(Holy News / News)

'BAND REUNION FAILED WITHOUT ME' CLAIMS KERRY KATONA

12. THE GOLDEN RASPBERRY AWARD RESULTS
(Holy News / News)

EDDIE MURPHY AND LINDSAY LOHAN WIN BIG AT THE RAZZIES

13. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. I SACKED JR
(Holy News / News)

JOHN TRAVOLTA FIRED FROM NEW DALLAS MOVIE

16. BRONSON LITER
(Holy News / News)

SYLVESTER STALLONE MAY REMAKE DEATH WISH

17. OBLIGATORY NOSTALGIA YOUTUBE
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY'S YOUTUBE CLIP OF THE WEEK

18. OOH, GET MARTYR!
(Holy News / News)

JUDE LAW HAS NO PLANS TO BE THE NEXT MICHAEL CAINE

19. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

20. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

21. Haunted By The Past
(Holy News / News)

Samuel L Jackson has seen lots of ghosts.

22. From the board
(Holy News / News)

Battlestar galactica under threat from downloading

23. From the board
(Holy News / News)

From the board

24. Americans
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For threatening to remake Spaced. Remember "The Office". Leave well alone you humourless, thick cunts.

25. Sir Michael Caine
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...s File' and 'The Italian Job' and smile at a job well done because let's face it appearing in the fucking remake of 'Bewitched' isn't adding to your CV you pompous money addled Cockney cunt!...

26. BIONIC WOMAN
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

... Moly TV, but quite frankly - I have no life. So when we got sent a DVD preview of the NBC Bionic Woman remake, we quite literally came a little bit. It doesn't even premiere in the states ...

27. HEROES ON SCI-FI
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

...ake us brits salivate and rue the day they bought into the idea that the best TV we can come up with is a remake of a eons-old drama about a doctor and a bird and some daleks and some monsters and shi...