1. ATOMIC FITTEN
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KATONA PLANS A LOT OF SURGERY TO REGAIN SIZE EIGHT FIGURE

2. HYPO-TIT-ICAL
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JORDAN AND CHANTELLE SQUABBLE OVER WHO LOOKS MOST LIKE A SLAPPER

3. MAKING A SILK PURSE OF OUT OF A SOW'S EAR
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JADE GOODY TO HAVE MORE PLASTIC SURGERY

4. HAVING A MARE!
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JORDAN GETS A HORSE FOR HER BIRTHDAY

5. KANYE BREAST
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TOO MUCH BREASTFEEDING MADE KANYE OBSESSED WITH BIG BOOBS

6. BREAST-INY'S RESTYLED
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KELLY ROWLAND ADMITS TO BREAST ENLARGEMENT

7. JORDAN'S BIG BOOB
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JORDAN TO HAVE SECOND BREAST REDUCTION

8. SHIVER, JORDAN
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JORDAN RETURNS TO THE UK AFTER PLASTIC SURGERY

9. A RUSH AND A PUSH AND THE GLAND IS OURS
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JORDAN CLAIMS TO HAVE FALLEN DOWN A SET OF STAIRS IN LA

10. K*rry K*tona's tit reduction
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She now has NO redeeming features whatsoever....nice own goal you fucking sewer rat