1. FANGS FOR NOTHING
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'BUFFY' BLAMED FOR FALL IN CHURCH ATTENDANCE

2. WINO: OFFICIALLY A NIGHTMARE
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AMY WINEHOUSE TOPS SURVEY OF CELEB PEOPLE MOST HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT

3. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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6. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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7. GUESS THE TATTOO
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WHICH CELEBRITY IS THIS TATTOO SUPPOSED TO BE OF?

8. DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER
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MELINDA MESSENGER SEPARATES FROM HUSBAND OF TEN YEARS

9. RISKY BUSINESS
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TOM CRUISE IS ASKED TO BE GODFATHER TO J.LO'S TWINS

10. LOVE IS THE MUG
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COURTNEY LOVE INSISTS SHE HAS HAD $200M STOLEN BY FRAUDSTERS

11. THE SHAKES ON A PLANE
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STEVE-O POURS HIS HEART OUT ON MYSPACE

12. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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13. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
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JACK NICHOLSON REVEALS HIS FAVOURITE CHAT-UP LINE

14. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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THE SECTRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHAMEABLES

15. BRITNEY'S REAR
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BRITNEY TOO ILL TO ATTEND DISPOSITION

16. LOHAN SELF ESTEEM
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SHIRLEY MACLAINE CLAIMS LINDSAY LOHAN IS ADDICTED TO FAME

17. CALL ME NORTHERN, CALL ME MALE
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MORRISSEY IS VOTED 'MOST NORTHERN MALE'

18. IOU - A TENOR
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LUCIANO PAVAROTTI DIED MILLIONS IN DEBT

19. PUSH THE BUTTOCKS
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WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON HEIDI RANGE'S REAR?

20. TURN ON, TUNE IN, DROP OFF
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BOB GELDOF LAUNCHES NEW TV STATION

21. BACK ON THE DRUGGS AGANE!
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22. DUMB BUMS
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IT'S REAR OF THE YEAR TIME AGAINZZZZZZZZZZZ

23. Gere Of The Year
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Richard Gere bares his arse for art's sake

24. Five Star Firearms
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Faded popstar troubles the news as father goes gun crazy

25. Live Earth USA - even worse than London
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Live Earth USA turns into a back-slapping luvvie fest

26. This picture scares us
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pose for a photo.

27. Friend Of The Earth (because no one else likes him)
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Johnny Borrell records charity single for Friends Of The Earth

28. Nanny Crow's Best
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Sheryl Crow Hires Hollywood Uber-Nanny

29. Gordon Ramsay Uses Posh (Spices)
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Gordon Ramsay continues to court controversy and publicity for his new series of The F Word by accus

30. Travolta's vision for the future
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John Travolta discusses the enviroment