1. FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL
(Holy News / News)

JOSS STONE TO STAR AS LESBIAN IN NEW FILM

2. PULP CONVICTION?
(Holy News / News)

QUENTIN TARANTINO SLAPS A PAP

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. DRUMMING UP PUBLICITY
(Holy News / News)

QUENTIN TARANTINO WANTS TO DIRECT RINGO STARR

5. Pulp Friction
(Holy News / News)

Quentin Tarantino joins the mile high tantrum club

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

7. Cunts Corner
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...inexplicably find their posts blocked. This site is seemingly over-run by Big Brother watching, Myspace frequenting, illiterate fuckwits who far outnumber the genuinely clever and witty posters which ...

8. Kerry Katona
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...have behaved like the McCanns". No Kerry - you would behave like what you are - a nasty, thick, iceland-frequenting, council house spunk depository. You skanky CUNT...

9. Man of the past, Vernon Kay!
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... with a Manchester accent! See, there, through the mist, its a copy of Sky Magazine, magic! Oh look, Quentin Tarentino, he's my favorate director! It's Sara Cox, alright Sara, you coming down...

10. Morrissey
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...pered, that he can somehow freeze time. He can''t. We are talking about a 50 year old man here, that makes Quentin Crisp look like Dave Courtney, yet still believes he''s the definition of a sexual en...

11. Quentin Crisp
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Can't tell the difference between an arsehole and a cunt (although he was both)

12. Quentin Tarantino
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Deathproof, you better be when I catch you. You self indulgent cunt.

13. Quentin Tarantino
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

He's been mentioned on here before but not given the attention to which he is truly due. I'm reminded of this watching Kill Bill Vol 1 on the TV tonight. The ultimate triumph of style over substance.

14. Quentin Wilson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

I don't know, he might not be, but nature abhors a vacuum, and so do I. On reflection he probably is, he likes cars.

15. Victoria Wood
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Queen cockin Victoria. Crawl back to obscurity and get off my telly screen. Who are you anyway, Caroline Quentin in a wig? Unfunny Cunt.

16. Quentin Crisp
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For fighting violence and prejudice all his life, just for the simple right to be himself.

17. Quentin Tarrantino's chin is made of lego....
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Quentin Tarrantino's chin is made of lego.

18. How to make a Quentin Tarantino film. 1. Hire w...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

How to make a Quentin Tarantino film. 1. Hire washed up actor, whose career has curtailed somewhat. 2. Use a cool soundtrack. 3. Characters have in depth conversations about mundane subject matte

19. Next time you're tempted to watch a Quentin Tarant...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Next time you're tempted to watch a Quentin Tarantino film, instead go down the pub and eavesdrop a random disscussion about bollocks. You get the same effect but it's cheaper. And you can get pissed