1. SHERLOCK BONES
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KATE MOSS BELIEVES MODELS ARE UNDER PRESSURE TO BE THIN

2. DIRTY DAVID
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X FILES ACTOR DAVID DUCHOVNY TREATED FOR SEX ADDICTION

3. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

4. KID ROCK IN DOING SOMETHING FUNNY SHOCKER
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KID ROCK PISSES ON PROMOTER'S SOFA

5. SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
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SAMANTHA RONSON TO WRITE AUTOBIOGRAPHY

6. '24' CARAT GOLD
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KIEFER SUTHERLAND FEELS HE IS OVERPAID AS AN ACTOR

7. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. YOU'RE BARN-ED
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BABYSHAMBLES BANNED FROM PLAYING FESTIVAL IN WILTSHIRE

10. BAD NEWS FOR MUSE
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MUSE FALL FOUL OF HEALTH AND SAFETY LAWS

11. BIG BOTHER
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JADE GOODY TO APPEAR ON INDIAN VERSION OF 'BIG BROTHER'

12. SINKING CRUISE
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TOM CRUISE'S BUSINESS PARTNER RESIGNS

13. PEACHES AND GREEN (CARD)
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED FOR VISA?

14. LIFE'S A PEACH AND THEN YOU MARRY ONE
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BOOKIES GIVE PEACHES'S MARRIAGE 12/1 IT'S OVER IN A MONTH

15. PUBLICITY, INK
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LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAM RONSON DON'T HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS

16. MKO OK
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MARY KATE OLSEN WILL NOT BE FORCED TO GIVE EVIDENCE OVER HEATH LEDGER'S DEATH

17. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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COURTNEY LOVE SAYS SHE WILL QUIT MUSIC

18. TWO MUCH
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LISA MARIE PRESLEY IS HAVING TWINS

19. AND THE OSCAR GOES TO...
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JORDAN WANTS A FILM MADE ABOUT HER LIFE

20. BORED BORED BORED
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HELP ME KILL TIME

21. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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JUDGE JUDY INTERRUPTED BY EARTHQUAKE

22. PINING PETE
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PETE DOHERTY TALKS ABOUT KATE MOSS SPLIT PUBLICLY

23. BACK IN THE BLACK
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AMY WINEHOUSE DOES HAVE A PRE-NUP WITH BLAKE

24. WE WERE RIGHT!
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HEATHER MILLS' PUBLICIST COMES TO HER SENSES FOUR YEARS LATER

25. CRANK UP THE PR MACHINE
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PEACHES GELDOF CLAIMS TO LIKE THE PURE THINGS IN LIFE

26. THE HUNT FOR RED (MIST) OCTOBER
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ALEC BALDWIN GETS ANGRY AGAIN

27. SUPER DUPER NELLY LOVE
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JOSS STONE DATING RAPPER NELLY?

28. XENU NEED HANDS
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KATIE HOLMES HAS ODD-COLOURED HANDS

29. IDEAL HOLMES? NO!
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GUY RITCHIE INTENDS TO MAKE PLENTY MORE FILMS

30. URINAL-OT OF TROUBLE
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EMINEM SUED FOR PUNCHING URINATING MAN