1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. LAWYERS 10 SPEARS FAMILY 0
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BRITNEY'S CUSTODY CASE DRAWS TO A CLOSE

3. BTW UR DMPD
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HOLY MOLY'S TOP TEN BAD CELEBRITY BREAK UPS

4. CANNES YOU KINK IT?
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DID MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE TAKE A SEX SWING ON HOLIDAY?

5. BRITNEY UPDATE
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BRITNEY ALLOWED MORE TIME WITH HER CHILDREN

6. JODIE MARSH SUFFERS AN ATTACK OF THE HEATHER MILLS
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JODIE MARSH NOT TELLING TRUTH ABOUT CHARITY?

7. BOGUS, DUDE
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KEANU REEVES TURNS DOWN 'BILL AND TED' REMAKE

8. MARC STRIFE
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MARC JACOBS SPLITS WITH BOYFRIEND AGAIN

9. BEIGE RAGE
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CHANTELLE MOANS ABOUT HER MARRIAGE TO PRESTON

10. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN AT HOME...
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LA POLICE CHIEF HAS LITTLE SYMPATHY FOR BRITNEY

11. DOUGH-A-BUNGER!
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'BART SIMPSON' GIVES $10M TO SCIENTOLOGY

12. WHEN CELEBRITY BOYFRIENDS GET INDISCREET
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MARC JACOBS' BOYFRIEND UPLOADS ALL HIS PERSONAL CELEB PHOTOS

13. BRITNEY ILL
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BRITNEY CLASHES WITH POLICE IN 4 HOUR STAND-OFF

14. TOTALLY DIVORCING JODIE MARSH
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JODIE MARSH DIVORCES HUSBAND SHE MARRIED ON MTV

15. BOYS WILL BE BOYS
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CHANTELLE HOUGHTON TALKS ABOUT UNCARING PRESTON

16. A BIG BOTHER
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THE OPENING OF HMV IN KENT

17. CHRISTMAS PANTER
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PAUL DANAN SWEARS AT KIDS IN PRESTON

18. BLACK ARMBANDS AT THE READY
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CHANTELLE AND PRESTON GRANTED DIVORCE

19. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

20. STEP AWAY FROM THE SPEARS
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BRITNEY SPEARS LOSES CUSTODY OF CHILDREN, MELTDOWN IMMINENT

21. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

22. Isn't it amazing what you can find on Facebook?
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A motley collection of 'celebrities' found on Facebook

23. HOORAH!
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Celebrity Big Brother 2008 has been cancelled

24. Cunt Soup
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Big Brother rejects screech and preen for the cameras

25. Not Doing It For The Kids
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The Britney Spears car crash becomes a multiple vehicle pile-up

26. 'Love' On The Rocks - Ain't No Big Surprise
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Chantelle and Preston to divorce

27. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

28. GETTING SLIGHTLY TEDIOUS NOW
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Amy Winehouse peddles her husband out for another photocall

29. Travolta's Seven Year Itch
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John Travolta plans for another child

30. Travolta's Head In The Clouds Over Jett
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John Travolta's neighbour is taking the star to court accusing him and his wife of child abuse in th