1. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A GLASS BOOK!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 37

2. MY PERSONALITY PROVIDES THE REST OF THE COLOUR!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 32

3. CHICKPEA VERSUS CHICKPEA
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 31

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. MY FAMILY (I WISH)
(Holy News / News)

BRAD AND ANGELINA'S CHILDCARE SECRETS REVEALED

6. GOTH ON HOLIDAY
(Holy News / News)

ASHLEE SIMPSON AND PETE WENTZ HAVE AN UNUSUAL HONEYMOON

7. A SONG FOR PARIS
(Holy News / News)

BENJI MADDEN WRITES A LOAD OF BALLADS FOR HILTON

8. FAMILY AT WAR
(Holy News / News)

BRAD AND ANGELINA'S CHILDREN ARE FIGHTING EACH OTHER

9. HEATH LEDGER RIP
(Holy News / News)

HEATH LEDGER FOUND DEAD IN NEW YORK

10. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. GET WITH THE PROGRAMME DOMINOS
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY'S POTW

12. HOTT DOGG
(Holy News / News)

SNOOP DOGGY DOGG HAS HIS FOOD SPIKED

13. NIGHT OF THE LIVID FED
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS SEEKS TO EXTEND CHILDREN’S VISITING HOURS

14. Newsmound
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

15. It Never Rains But It Pours
(Holy News / News)

Rihanna's chart hit 'Umbrella' written for Britney Spears

16. Day 90: August 29th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Jonty charms a blow-up doll

17. callum best
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Hes been sitting in the low budget pizza joint outside my office all day by himself. But he has been on the phone gesticulating all day. Hes either trying to convince people hes got offers coming

18. Dr Oetker
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...urns out pots of what looks like vomit with dollops of ratshit in them as well. First "authentic italian pizza" that looks like a melted frisbee and now this - it's not looking good for you herr dokto...

19. Harold and Kumar detractors
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...t there sipping your cheap, mass produced E&J Gallo wine thinking you're special. Or scoff at a Dominos pizza then sit there in Pizza Express thinking you're at the height of good cuisine....

20. Keira Knightly
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Dominoe Harvey? Dominoes Pizza more like. You are a skinny, flat chested, square jawed monkey pouting Cunt.

21. Kids with trainers with wheels in
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Just limped back from Sainsbury's after one of the little cunts ran me over next to the frozen pizzas. I briefly considered sticking him in the freezer until he learned a lesson but his tracksuited fa

22. Magnet Kitchen Couple
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ng investment brokers and various other tossers, and what do they do at the end? Order a bloody takeaway pizza. Twats. ...

23. Mika
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

'Diet Coke and pizza please/Diet Coke, I'm on my knees/Singing, Big Girls you are... a massive cunting strain on the NHS.'

24. pizza express
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

mcdonalds for the middle classes

25. Raisons/sultanas in curry
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Who's dumbass idea was it? Fucking stop it, it's horrible. And pineapple on pizza can get to fuck an' all.

26. Relatives who buy you biographies
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...0 hours. And why... WHY... would you possibly think I'd want to read the "life story" of a jug-eared, pizza faced, thieving pikey scouse, 2 year old cunt like Wayne "Good at football, bad to look a...

27. The Edge
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

He's such a cheesy cunt they named a fucking pizza after him.

28. THE VIEW
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"I''ve heard the same frigging song for 4 weeks now". AND IT'S SHIT! Any pizza - faced teen can sing about their piss-boring lives in a boring town to a jangly guitar. But DO WE FUCKING CARE? NO! Bori

29. Top 100 whatever shows
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... to tell you why a joke is funny because they're professionals, right. Despite only having appeared in a pizza commercial or been a straightforward failed fucking voiceover git like Roland Rivron or f...

30. Asda create your own pizza
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For being miles cheaper and miles nicer than the shite served up at Dominos, Pizza Hut etc.