1. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
(Holy News / News)

ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

2. PAM IN THE MIRROR
(Holy News / News)

JACKO APPARENTLY 'STEPS OUT' WITH PAMELA ANDERSON. WORLD PUSHES AWAY UNFINISHED DINNER

3. AH-HA!
(Holy News / Competition)

200 QUID'S WORTH OF COMEDY DVDS TO BE WON

4. BE-LOHAN THE BELT
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN DRAWS THE LINE AND DEFENDS SISTER

5. SHE'S CREATING A MONSTER
(Holy News / News)

JORDAN'S DAUGHTER HAS OVER 100 PAIRS OF SHOES

6. MASTER CAST
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY DEPP LINED UP TO PLAY THE RIDDLER IN NEXT BATMAN FILM

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. WE WERE RIGHT!
(Holy News / News)

HEATHER MILLS' PUBLICIST COMES TO HER SENSES FOUR YEARS LATER

9. JUSTIN-FY MY LOVE
(Holy News / News)

MADGE WANTS TO REUNITE JUSTIN AND BRITNEY

10. MISER-ALBA
(Holy News / News)

JESSICA ALBA FAILS TO GET EMOTIONAL AFTER GIVING BIRTH

11. WIN A PHILIPS HI-FI SYSTEM
(Holy News / Competition)

PHILIPS HI-FI SYSTEM UP FOR GRABS

12. MAXI-RELIEF
(Holy News / News)

VERN TROYER SEX TAPE IS EMBARGOED

13. JOHN LYDON'S LOST HIS MOJO
(Holy News / News)

MOJO AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

14. I'M JUST GOING TO BE MYSELF AND IF PEOPLE LIKE ME THEN THAT'S A BONUS
(Holy News / Big Brother)

big brother 9 housemates sound like a sensible, well balanced group of individuals

15. BTW UR DMPD
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY'S TOP TEN BAD CELEBRITY BREAK UPS

16. DADDY OR SHITS - I MEAN CHIPS!
(Holy News)

Are Live adverts the future? We bloody hope so!

17. AMY STILL-IN-THE HOUSE
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE WINS IVOR NOVELLO DESPITE BEING LATE

18. HOLY MOLY GOES TO THE BAFTAS
(Holy News / VIDEO)

HOLY MOLY GETS SKINS GAY GOSSIP AND NEWS ON LILY AND JAMES CORDEN

19. AT THE END OF HER HEATHER
(Holy News / News)

HEATHER MILLS GOES ON GMTV AGAIN

20. WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH
(Holy News / News)

Holy Moly went to the Broadcast Press Guild Awards

21. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

22. THE CELLULOID MENACE
(Holy News / News)

GEORGE LUCAS MAKING EXCUSES FOR NEW INDIANA JONES FILM

23. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

24. RETURN OF THE TACK
(Holy News / News)

ITV1 ANNOUNCES RETURN OF OLD SHOW

25. WHO'S PLAYING RON?
(Holy News / News)

RIDLEY SCOTT TO MAKE REAGAN GORBACHEV FILM

26. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
(Holy News / News)

LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

27. CAN BUY ME LOVE
(Holy News / News)

MILLS AND MCCARTNEY GO TO COURT FOR DIVORCE SETTLEMENT

28. TITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
(Holy News / News)

HOLLY WILLOUGHBY OFFERED HUGE CONTRACT BY ITV1

29. CONTENDERS READY!
(Holy News / News)

GLADIATORS TO RETURN TO UK TV

30. LIKE A VIRGIN
(Holy News / News)

CHANTELLE FEELS LIKE A VIRGIN AFTER BOOB JOB