1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
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LONELY HILTON STRUGGLES TO FIND TRUE FRIENDSHIP

3. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. PAINTYSHAMBLES
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NO ONE WANTS TO BUY PETE DOHERTY'S 'ARTWORK'

5. UGLY IN PINK
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MORE OF JORDAN'S EQUESTRIAN CLOTHING LINE FOR CHILDREN (APPARENTLY)

6. MANKY PETE
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PETER ANDRE LIKES PEDICURES AND MANICURES MORE THAN JORDAN

7. THE PRICE OF NEW BOOBS
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JORDAN THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO DIE AFTER BOOB JOB

8. JORDAN INVENTS THE WHORSE
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JORDAN'S NEW EQUESTRIAN CLOTHING RANGE

9. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

11. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

12. HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO
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SNOW PATROL ANNOUNCE NEW ALBUM TITLE BY MISTAKE AND CONFIRM EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SAID ABOUT THEM

13. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. AND THE OSCAR GOES TO...
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JORDAN WANTS A FILM MADE ABOUT HER LIFE

15. A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER
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CHARLIE SHEEN PAYS DOCTOR'S BILL IN NICKELS

16. WE'RE NOT XENU-PHOBIC
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CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DEMANDS RIGHT TO REPLY ON HM STORY

17. SUEING THE ALIEN
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TOM CRUISE NAMED IN COURT ACTION AGAINST SCIENTOLOGY

18. WIN FUNNY GAMES ON DVD AND A DVD PLAYER
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THREE COPIES OF FUNNY GAMES AND A DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

19. IT'S QUITE UNUSUAL
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ELVIRA LOST HER VIRGINITY TO TOM JONES

20. JOHN LESLIE ACCUSED OF RAPE, AGAIN
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JOHN LESLIE QUESTIONED BY POLICE ON SUSPICION OF RAPE

21. A WHOLE NEW PILE OF POO
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FORTY THOUSAND COPIES OF JORDAN AND PETER CDS FOUND DUMPED

22. KEIRA NAY-TLEY
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MOTHER DENIES KEIRA EATING DISORDER CLAIMING SHE EATS LIKE A HORSE

23. RIDING JORDAN
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JORDAN'S DRESSAGE DEBUT

24. DAD OF THE YEAR
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PETER ANDRE NAMED 'DAD OF THE YEAR'

25. WIN TICKETS FOR THE SUNDAY NIGHT PROJECT TONIGHT!
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FIVE PAIRS OF TICKETS PLUS ONE PAIR OF VIP

26. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
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GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

27. I BET YOU LOOK GOOD ON THE BOWLING GREEN
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ALEX TURNER TO WORK WITH TONY CHRISTIE

28. WEST IS BEST
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JORDAN LOVES FRED AND ROSEMARY WEST

29. HAVING A MARE!
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JORDAN GETS A HORSE FOR HER BIRTHDAY

30. A RIGHT TALE
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'HEATH LEDGER' CONMAN REFUSES TO APOLOGISE