1. NEWSMOUND
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2. SOCKS AND BECKS
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POSH ADMITS TO WEARING LOTION FILLED SOCKS AND GLOVES IN BED

3. EAU DE RUBBISH
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SMELL AS BAD AS HOLLYOAKS

4. BECKHAM SCENT OFF AGAIN
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BECKHAMS TO PROMOTE THEIR FRAGRANCES IN NEW YORK

5. FOX BY NAME…
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MEGAN FOX REVEALS LESBIAN PAST

6. THE STENCH OF PUBLICITY
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POSH AND BECKS SINGATURE SCENT HITS NOSTRILS

7. NEWSMOUND
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8. JADE STINKS!
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JADE CAN'T STAND THE SMELL OF HER OWN PERFUME

9. DIDDY DO IT?
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IS P DIDDY DIDDLING CAMERON DIAZ?

10. A SQUINTER'S TALE
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PARIS HILTON MAKES A VISIT TO SELFRIDGES

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. NOT A GOODY SMELL
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JADE GOODY TO RELEASE NEW PERFUME RANGE

13. SMELLING OF POSERS
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JENNIFER LOPEZ'S NEW REALITY SHOW IS ABOUT HER PERFUME

14. JENNY FROM THE BOX
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J.LO TO STAR IN HER OWN REALITY SHOW

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. I'M FEELING A LITTLE HORSE
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER UPSET AT MAGAZINE POLL RESULT

17. I PREDICT A DIET
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KAISER CHIEFS SINGER IS MISTAKEN FOR EWAN MCGREGOR

18. OOPS... I DID IT ON PURPOSE
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BRITNEY HAS CREATED HER OWN ECONOMY

19. ETERNAL SHAME
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KERRY KATONA TO STAR IN NEW REALITY SHOW

20. SCENT OF A FISHWIFE
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KERRY KATONA TO LAUNCH HER OWN PERFUME RANGE

21. ALL MY OWN WORK
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KELLY BROOK MUSES ON THE ROLE OF THE WAG IN MODERN SOCIETY

22. SMELLY KELLY
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KELLY BROOK LAUNCHES HER OWN PERFUME RANGE

23. TOM FORD PERFUME AD HELL
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PICTURE OF THE WEEK

24. DIDDY: UNDEFENDABLE
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P DIDDY IS ILL MANNERED TOSSER SHOCK

25. NEWSMOUND
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26. BRAND OF BOTHER
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BRAND BECKHAM FAILS TO CRACK AMERICA

27. DIDDY OR DIDN'T HE?
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P DIDDY MAKES THE WORST ADVERT OF ALL TIME FOR HIS OWN SEAN JOHN PERFUME

28. Eau De Madge
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Don't visit Madonna's house - you'll come back stinking

29. Lies, Damn Lies and Advertising
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Britney Spears' perfume ad couldn't be more mocked up

30. Famous? Moi?
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'I'm not a celebrity,' claims Kate Moss