1. FAMILY MISFORTUNES
(Holy News / News)

VERNON KAY STILL ALIVE DESPITE REPORTS

2. MOVIE STAR MITCH
(Holy News / News)

MITCH WINEHOUSE TO APPEAR IN FILM

3. WINO: OFFICIALLY A NIGHTMARE
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE TOPS SURVEY OF CELEB PEOPLE MOST HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT

4. PLASTIC SURGEONS KNOW NOTHING
(Holy News / News)

MADONNA NAMED ULTIMATE FACE BY COSMETIC SURGEONS

5. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
(Holy News / News)

MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

6. NAIVE CAMPBELL
(Holy News / News)

NAOMI CAMPBELL INSISTS SHE'S NOT A BAD PERSON

7. THE MILLER'S TALE
(Holy News / News)

SIENNA MILLER SCORES SIX IN WEEKEND OF LIFE RUINING

8. ROCK OF WAGES
(Holy News / News)

KID ROCK URGES FANS TO STEAL HIS MUSIC AND OTHER THINGS

9. WAR!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 11

10. VEGETARIAN?!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 9

11. HE'S A KILLER
(Holy News / News)

TYSON TO DUET WITH THE KILLERS

12. ALL BITE, STILL
(Holy News)

LILY ALLEN TO BECOME A LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLER

13. BABY-SHAMLESS SELF PROMOTION
(Holy News / News)

PETE DOHERTY OFFERED WELFARE FUND BY CONCERNED 'FAN'

14. BAY CITY GROWLER
(Holy News / News)

MAYOR OF MADONNA'S HOME TOWN WANTS HER TO RETURN

15. OFFICIAL: COLDPLAY SEND YOU TO SLEEP
(Holy News / News)

COLDPLAY BEAT SNOOZEPATROL TO BE THE MOST YAWN INDUCING BAND

16. MINI BREAKDOWN
(Holy News / News)

VERNE TROYER RUSHED TO HOSPITAL FOR TREATMENT

17. DAYS OF THUMPER
(Holy News / News)

NICOLE KIDMAN'S BODYGUARD ATTACKS PAPARAZZI

18. SPIDER-DONE
(Holy News / News)

KIRSTEN DUNST MAY GIVE UP ACTING AFTR REHAB

19. SURELY HE'S JOAQUIN
(Holy News / News)

JOAQUIN PHOENIX FAILS TO SPELL HIS OWN NAME CORRECTLY

20. JEREMY'S BILE
(Holy News / News)

JEREMY KYLE AND JAVINE SLAG OFF JORDAN

21. Being PA to one of the MDs at Experian
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

If you think dealing with Experian on the phone is bad - try being PA to one of their MDs. Cunts with egos bigger than their poncy Maseratis (obviously to compensate for lack of endowment in other are

22. Commenters
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For turning Holy Moly from a decent site where people unite to slag off shit celebs, to a site where people bicker over fucking spelling mistakes, slag off people's entries and comments, and generally

23. Computers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You work fine when I'm perusing amateur pornography or wasting time reading people's bitter, but just, lists of cunts but when I've got a job application to do, want to buy something or am doing anyth

24. Disc Burner
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Just wondering who decided to burn two discs containing 25 million people's personal details onto a highly portable form of data storage, rather than transferring said info over a secure server/FTP sy

25. Foxtons
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Charmless, dipshit thick staff who would be bagging up fruit and veg if they hadn't of seen the advert in the local gazette for "Fat knotted tie wide boy required to drive Mini badly, sell piss poor f

26. HM
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"GERI HALLIWELL "SPILTS" FROM HER MILLIONAIRE LOVER" Fucking hell. If you're going to be the nasty bitch of the playground (HM) and make your name out of shitting on other people's. you might at leas

27. Mark Ronson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Stop jizziing up over other people's songs and write your fucking own. Your performance at the electric proms was shit plus you looked old and fat.

28. Naomi Campbell
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Hahahaha i hope they make you clean up old people's piss and shit you stupid, spoiled, bullying cunt.

29. Paul Burrell
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

It's high time the People's Perjurer was back in the corner, not only for his services to keeping safe other people's jewellery, but also for the latest News of the World story where he claims he was

30. South West Train 'Drivers'
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Are you fucking kidding???????? 40 grand???????? 40 Grand to drive a fcuking train?????????????????????? You greedy cunts. And before anyone makes any bollocks comments........trains are about as