1. A PEACH OF SALT
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED 'BECAUSE OF GRIEF'

2. SINKING CRUISE
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TOM CRUISE'S BUSINESS PARTNER RESIGNS

3. CRANK UP THE PR MACHINE
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PEACHES GELDOF CLAIMS TO LIKE THE PURE THINGS IN LIFE

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. SHAY YOU'RE SHORRY
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PAULA ABDUL WAS NOT DRUNK ON TV SAYS HER PUBLICIST

6. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH PAULA ABDUL?

7. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. SUMMERTIME BLUES
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PAULA ABDUL PLANS NEW ALBUM THIS SUMMER

10. SUPERBOWL TALENT MALFUNCTION
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PAULA ABDUL BOMBS DURING SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW

11. HE AIN'T XENU, HE'S MY PARTNER
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'LEAVE TOM CRUISE ALONE' SAYS HIS MOVIE PARTNER

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. BLACK-EYED PEES
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FERGIE ADMITS TO WETTING HER PANTS ONSTAGE

15. RAT BY NAME
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BOB GELDOF PRESSES AHEAD WITH NAME CHANGE

16. DIRTY BREEDERS
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MELANIE CHISHOLM WANTS KIDS BANNED FROM SPICE GIRLS TOUR

17. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

18. SAINT MISBEHAVIN'
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MICHAEL HUTCHENCE'S MOTHER BRANDS BOB GELDOF 'SATAN'

19. FLASHBACK
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PAUL ABDUL AND JT TORREGIANI LOOK FAMILIAR

20. Not on the booze, not so pilled up she rattles
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Paula Abdul: Still in a complete tangle

21. Obligatory Youtube Clip
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Paula Abdul booted off Bratz and boohooing

22. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

23. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

24. Paula Abdul: not into to scary incest
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Paula Abdul says Simon Cowell would be a selfish lover

25. Baby Booze
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Paula Abdul considers adoption

26. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

27. Can you understand why Paula Abdul is a whining bitch?
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Paula Abdul moans that she's been treated unfairly by her publicist

28. Paula Blames it on the dog: Update
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Paula Abdul is shit-steaming drunk yet again

29. Paula Abdul Tiptoes Over Tulip
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Singer and pop judge Paula Abdul takes a tumble over her pooch

30. What Is The Point Of This Person?
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What is the point of Bob Geldof's daughter, Peaches?