1. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
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LONELY HILTON STRUGGLES TO FIND TRUE FRIENDSHIP

2. DOGGONE
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PARIS HILTON UPSET AFTER DOGS EATEN

3. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR...
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PARIS HILTON COMPLAINS ABOUT PRESS INTRUSION

4. A TALE OF TWO CITIES
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PARIS HILTON LOOKING FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND IN THE UK

5. NATIONAL BUFFOON
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PARIS HILTON IS BEING SUED BY MOVIE PRODUCERS

6. PRET A WALKER
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PARIS HILTON DENIES SHE USES ANIMALS AS FASHION ACCESSORIES

7. GO BACK TO JAIL
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PARIS HILTON PROFESSES LOVE OF MONOPOLY

8. PARIS THE NEW YOKO?
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GOOD CHARLOTTE WANT PARIS OUT

9. ALEXANDER THE GREAT
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ALEXANDER MCQUEEN IS NOT A PARIS HILTON FAN

10. CAN'T BUY ME LOVE
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PARIS HILTON WOULD LIKE TO BUY A CHEETAH

11. EMPIRE STATE
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PARIS HILTON IS A HARD-WORKING EMPIRE BUILDER

12. SAFARI SO-GOOD-I
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PARIS HILTON DESCRIBES WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT AFRICA

13. THE HOTTIE AND THE DOGGIES
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PARIS HILTON INVESTIGATED BY DEPARTEMENT OF ANIMAL SERVICES

14. THE FOUL AND THE PUSSYCAT
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PARIS HILTON ABANDONS HER CAT AT THE VET

15. HOTTIE, NOTTIE, FLOPPY
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PARIS HILTON'S NEW FILM HAS POOR OPENING AT BOX OFFICE

16. THE WIT AND WISDOM OF PARIS HILTON
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PARIS HILTON SHARES HER THOUGHTS ON THE WORLD

17. PHOTO GALLERY OF PARIS HILTON
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PARIS HILTON VISITS LESBIAN CLUB

18. PAR-ICE MELTIN'
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PARIS HILTON WANTS TO BE CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN AFTER DEATH

19. FOUR P, VICAR?
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LIZ HURLEY AND HUSBAND FAIL TO PAY THEIR VICAR

20. 'THE GREAT SHOW' WITH DAVID LETTERMAN
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DAVID LETTERMAN INTERVIEWS PARIS HILTON

21. HIP-HOP DO STOP
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BLUE'S SIMON WEBBE - UK HIP-HOP PIONEER

22. 'Wonk' Meets 'Bonk'
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Paris Hilton gives first serious interview since jail

23. Money Can't Buy Us Love
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Paris Hilton parties with the Chelsea squad

24. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

25. Pill popping Paris perjures herself
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Paris Hilton proved to have lied to Larry King about drugs

26. FUCKING IDIOT ACTS LIKE FUCKING IDIOT
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Sheriff Baca defends his decision to allow Paris Hilton out of jail early

27. Hilton: Dumb And Dumber
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Paris Hilton has been snapped behind the wheel of her car just four days after receiving a 45-day se

28. Bangkok Hilton
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Paris Hilton's jail is reputed to be full on very butch lesbians

29. Prince 2 Hilton:
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Prince humiliates Paris Hilton at a gig in Las Vegas by inviting her up on stage for everyone to hea