1. LIN-GAGED
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAM RONSON SOON TO TIE THE KNOT

2. PARTNERS IN CRIME
(Holy News / News)

LA POLICE CHIEF CLAIMS CRIME IS DOWN THANKS TO LINDSAY, PARIS AND BRITNEY

3. CHEEKY BRIDE
(Holy News / News)

SCRABBLE WINNINGLY NAMED MP TO MARRY POUNDSTRETCHER'S ANSWER TO A POP STAR

4. THE HORSE WHISPERER
(Holy News / News)

SARAH HARDING ENGAGED AFTER BOYFRIEND PROPOSES WITH HORSE

5. MOSS ENGAGED
(Holy News / News)

KATE MOSS TO MARRY JAMIE HINCE?

6. ALRIGHT, LIL?
(Holy News / News)

LILY ALLEN RUMOURED TO BE ENGAGED

7. THE WOO BROTHERS
(Holy News / News)

RONNIE WOOD CAUGHT JOHN BELSUHI PROPOSING TO HIS WIFE

8. MOSS DO BETTER
(Holy News / News)

KATE MOSS PROPOSES TO HER NEW BOYFRIEND

9. Is You Chattin' At Me?
(Holy News / News)

Smash your TV, Jade Goody returns

10. My Aunt and Uncle
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Years ago my Aunt and Uncle could not afford to buy a house. They made a proposal to my Nan. They asked if she would like to go in with them and buy a house with them. The agreement was that she wo

11. When muslim issues are discussed and proposals mad...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

When muslim issues are discussed and proposals made to incorporate changes to the UK system, the phrase "policitcal correctness gone mad" will be heard many times.