1. SMOKE LIKE TEEN SPIRIT
(Holy News / News)

GERMAN ARTIST TO TOKE ON KURT COBAIN'S ASHES?

2. DREADING THE BOARDS
(Holy News / News)

BIZARRE 'AMERICAN PSYCHO' MUSICAL ON THE WAY

3. TOP GOVERN
(Holy News / News)

VAL KILMER TO BE MAYOR OF NEW MEXICO?

4. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

5. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News / News)

MATT DAMON TALKS ABOUT THE POTENTIAL US VICE PRESIDENT

6. LIN-GAGED
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAM RONSON SOON TO TIE THE KNOT

7. VEGAS DAY THREE
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

8. PIC OF THE WEEK
(Holy News / News)

CHANELLE THE BLOW UP SEX DOLL

9. DEMONSTRATORS ANONYMOUS
(Holy News / News)

KATIE HOLMES FACES DEMONSRATIONS ON THEATRE OPENING NIGHT

10. RUFF JUSTICE
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOPEZ SUED OVER DOG ATTACK ON A PLANE

11. RISKY BUSINESS
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE WORRIED ABOUT CRAZED STALKERS

12. SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
(Holy News / News)

AXL ROSE FANCIES KELLY OSBOURNE

13. DIRTY DAVID
(Holy News / News)

X FILES ACTOR DAVID DUCHOVNY TREATED FOR SEX ADDICTION

14. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUNST
(Holy News / News)

KIRSTEN DUNST IS DATING MGMT SINGER

15. FANGS FOR NOTHING
(Holy News / News)

'BUFFY' BLAMED FOR FALL IN CHURCH ATTENDANCE

16. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
(Holy News / News)

DAVID BECKHAM'S LIFE TO BE MADE INTO MUSICAL

17. LIFE'S A PEACH AND THEN YOU MARRY ONE
(Holy News / News)

BOOKIES GIVE PEACHES'S MARRIAGE 12/1 IT'S OVER IN A MONTH

18. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News)

MOBILE PHONES MAKE POPCORN

19. I'D SWAP YOU FOR SCRABBLE
(Holy News / News)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 54

20. HE'S A PROPER BUFFOON
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 53

21. ALL THAT GLITTERS ISN'T GOLD
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 50

22. DARNELL, ARE YOU BLACK?
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 49

23. HE ISN'T A MAN YET
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 48

24. HE'S TALKING WITH HIS DICK OUT
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 47

25. IT TOOK HER LONGER TO PUT ON THE GORILLA COSTUME IN THE FIRST PLACE!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER BLOG 9: DAY 46

26. I USED TO HAVE A 20 HOT DOG BAGUETTE
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 43

27. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

28. MY BOTTOM IS RAW
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 42

29. SHRIDER IN THE HOUSE
(Holy News / News)

VERN TROYER STILL SHARES A HOUSE WITH HIS EX

30. THE LITTLE GREEN MAN MUST HAVE TAKEN IT AWAY FOR ANALYSIS
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 41